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• notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Adolf Hilterman

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nia Nubia

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• QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Frenchy McPistols

  Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France

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  • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There wouldn’t be a dick joke. You’d be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you’d be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she’s willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, why do the brits equate fat with evil so damn much?

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• fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Asian Invasion.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain’t half bad 😎

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• Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I’m not as cultured as I would like to think.

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• UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

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• swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  cracker bongcloud

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jose Frijoles Sanchez Salazar

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• zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  François LaGrenouille

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• SuluBeddu@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Giovanni Espresso

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  • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or this youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whitey McCracker

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Midley Plainwest - “Slytherin” the sorting hat said with a drawl.

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Write that down! Write that down!!

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wyatt Yankstrash

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• AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Johnny Canuck

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Buddy Guy

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    nah first name would probably be Sori

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• napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kimchi Chong

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• Betinem@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus

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• BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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  • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”

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    • BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Am I?

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  • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    User name does not check out.

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    • BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

      Or, you know some other gay shit…

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• agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

  Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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  • cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pronounced as “John Smith”.

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shawn White

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  • SinkingLotus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wright Devil

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spickus spokus

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• uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Graham Cracker.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Klaus Schnitzel

  Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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  • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

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• angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mudbob Laqueefastien

  He’d be a whiny, feminine nerd who’s a shitty rapper

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honkey McRoundeye

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Methany Peckerwood

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gord Hockeyson

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Potatrick Tuberman

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• KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Red Eaglefeather. Obvs

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

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