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We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SassyRamen@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SuluBeddu@feddit.it ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Giovanni Espresso

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Jose Frijoles Sanchez Salazar

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  • zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    François LaGrenouille

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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      • yeather@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t get it

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      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

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    • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.

      Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys

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    • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or Amanda Richardson

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

      A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.

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    • Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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    • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      😂😂😂

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  • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kimchi Chong

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  • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Paddy McCarbombing

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whitey McCracker

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ching Chong

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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      • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

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  • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuckterfs Fuckrowling

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.

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  • BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      User name does not check out.

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      • BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

        Or, you know some other gay shit…

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    • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”

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  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tequitaco Sanchez

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?

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      • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Klaus Schnitzel

    Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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    • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?

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  • EchoSnail@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!

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  • CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jean Luc Baguette

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Captain of the starship Frenchie

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Frencherprise

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

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  • KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Red Eaglefeather. Obvs

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

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  • Noerknhar@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Harald Töpfer.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Adalbert Taumeltor

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  • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Graham Cracker.

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  • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Johnny Canuck

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    • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Buddy Guy

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      nah first name would probably be Sori

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gunther Eagleman

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Midley Plainwest - “Slytherin” the sorting hat said with a drawl.

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Write that down! Write that down!!

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wyatt Yankstrash

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  • lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

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  • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Adie Goosestep

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      • Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Göring Rolling

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  • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cuntious Goonbag

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  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

    Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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    • cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pronounced as “John Smith”.

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  • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hans Wurst

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    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait until you see Hans Best!

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

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      • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Same in German (that’s the joke ;)

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

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  • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.

    When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.

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