Jose Frijoles Sanchez Salazar
We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.
Submitted 1 day ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 25 minutes ago
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 47 minutes ago
François LaGrenouille
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
criss_cross@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
uuldika@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Or Amanda Richardson
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
😂😂😂
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Kimchi Chong
konalt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Paddy McCarbombing
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Whitey McCracker
lobut@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Ching Chong
pyre@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Gladaed@feddit.org 6 hours ago
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
Naich@lemmings.world 1 day ago
Fuckterfs Fuckrowling
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
User name does not check out.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Tequitaco Sanchez
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 16 hours ago
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 hours ago
That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Jean Luc Baguette
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
Noerknhar@feddit.org 1 day ago
Harald Töpfer.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Adalbert Taumeltor
uuldika@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
Graham Cracker.
AlexLost@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Johnny Canuck
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 35 minutes ago
Buddy Guy
pyre@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
nah first name would probably be Sori
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Gunther Eagleman
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Midley Plainwest - “Slytherin” the sorting hat said with a drawl.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Write that down! Write that down!!
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Wyatt Yankstrash
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Adie Goosestep
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Göring Rolling
dumbass@quokk.au 1 day ago
Cuntious Goonbag
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 23 hours ago
Hans Wurst
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Wait until you see Hans Best!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 17 hours ago
Same in German (that’s the joke ;)
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 49 minutes ago
Giovanni Espresso