fittedsyllabi
@fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world
- Comment on White House joins Bluesky and immediately trolls Trump opponents 3 weeks ago:
Ah crap. Leaving Bluesky.
- Comment on Microsoft just changed where your Word documents live — here’s why it matters 4 weeks ago:
Idiots.
- Comment on [serious] when was the last time Donald Trump went swimming, has he ever swam? 4 weeks ago:
He drowns in his own BS every day.
- Comment on New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed 5 weeks ago:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Comment on Snapdragon X2 Elite Extreme crushes Apple M4, Intel, and AMD in new benchmarks 5 weeks ago:
Then Apple releases M5.
- Comment on Whether you use AI, think it's a "fun stupid thing for memes", or even ignore it, you should know it's already polluting worse than global air travel. 1 month ago:
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 1 month ago:
RFK Jr. is the epitome of The Weekly World News.
- Comment on Name this minivan 2 months ago:
Cybertruck.
- Comment on What's the big deal about just taking them out and showing them 2 months ago:
- Comment on Did Ukraine provoke Russia by building a dam? 2 months ago:
Is your coworker Donald Trumpf?
- Comment on They will remember 2 months ago:
Jee panwa chuba, cunt.
-Java the Hut
- Comment on Meta appoints anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor 2 months ago:
Wait, that’s not a lesbian? Could’ve fooled me.
- Comment on OpenAI will not disclose GPT-5’s energy use. It could be higher than past models 2 months ago:
But it also could be lower, right?
- Comment on Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way. 2 months ago:
Tim is smart. This is exactly how to survive your shit president, America. Bend him over and kiss his ass, and you’ll survive.
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 2 months ago:
I always thought the lyrics were
This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on again.
Oh well.
- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 2 months ago:
Just a web-based downloader, I’m patient and simple:p
- Comment on Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK 2 months ago:
Already using Spotify to pirate music.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 3 months ago:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage, The Stale Anuses.
- Comment on “You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said 3 months ago:
What a dumbass pedophile.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 3 months ago:
Cheetos, please.
- Comment on Why democrats under Biden administration didn't release Epstein files? 3 months ago:
Why isn’t Trump and the Republican Party doing it now?
- Comment on Interesting 3 months ago:
And planets are fully developed marbles.
- Comment on Reddit users in the UK must now upload selfies to access NSFW subreddits 3 months ago:
They better be NSFW selfies.
- Comment on China's Robotaxi Companies Are Racing Ahead of Tesla 3 months ago:
Does the US only really have Tesla?
- Comment on Calling something "a joke" feels meaner than calling something "a bad joke" 3 months ago:
A bad joke.
- Comment on Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl? 3 months ago:
I stand corrected:)
- Comment on Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl? 3 months ago:
No, I really don’t think that was inciting violence. Do you really think she punched her? I must be really powerful then, eh?
- Comment on Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl? 3 months ago:
Well-played, hahaha.
- Comment on YouTube's Latest Update Shows That Online Monoculture Is Dead 3 months ago:
Huzzah!
- Comment on Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl? 3 months ago:
Nah, I’m not that low. But it was definitely something that only AI could have booted me out for. The words that got me ejected? “Punch her.”