fittedsyllabi

@fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody gets one [choose wisely]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage, The Stale Anuses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What a dumbass pedophile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody gets one [choose wisely]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheetos, please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why democrats under Biden administration didn't release Epstein files?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why isn’t Trump and the Republican Party doing it now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And planets are fully developed marbles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit users in the UK must now upload selfies to access NSFW subreddits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They better be NSFW selfies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China's Robotaxi Companies Are Racing Ahead of Tesla⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the US only really have Tesla?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling something "a joke" feels meaner than calling something "a bad joke"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A bad joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I stand corrected:)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I really don’t think that was inciting violence. Do you really think she punched her? I must be really powerful then, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well-played, hahaha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube's Latest Update Shows That Online Monoculture Is Dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Huzzah!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I’m not that low. But it was definitely something that only AI could have booted me out for. The words that got me ejected? “Punch her.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So there was a post where this woman was complaining about her landlady or head of the homeowner association or something in some apartment building. The lady was fined 50 bucks for trash outside her door. But it turns out it wasn’t trash but an Amazon package, and she was so frustrated and felt unfairly treated by the landlady. So my comment to her was: “Punch her.”

  And boom! I was permanently banned from Reddit. Unbelievable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you using Lemmy / others to create noise in your life and to replace talking to people irl?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m using it because Reddit AI kicked me out permanently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scifi question about time travel:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d still be poor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Do you have documents to prove you are a US citizen? If not, here's how⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When does Trump finally start taking accountability?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ten bucks he can’t even spell the word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bobby Lee did it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Threads is nearing X's daily app users, new data shows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the heck is this place?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Threads is nearing X's daily app users, new data shows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the heck is X?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the thing from the thing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed. Good point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Piattos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy sh*t: Jack Dorsey just Announced Bitchat(A secure, decentralized, peer-to-peer messaging app for iOS and macOS that works over Bluetooth mesh networks) Licensed Under Public Domain.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So he took a page from Apple, copied Firechat, and will offer it to users who use Apple products. Yeah, okay, nice, I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the thing from the thing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just Jews being Nazis. History repeating and all that jazz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He pioneered the cellphone. It changed how people around the world talk to each other — and don’t⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anybody got a time machine? Stop this man!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft to Lay Off About 9,000 Employees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To the 9,000, don’t go back if they ask you to. Seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asian Invasion.