I’ve seen a lot of shower thoughts, but this thought is the showerest
"Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list."
Submitted 10 hours ago by Yutzerfutz@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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eezeebee@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
What about “welp, time to poop”?
cattywampas@midwest.social 10 hours ago
And then forget in 5 minutes cause I was in the shower.
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.
valkyre09@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I do this with tooth paste.
I’ve started buying two tubes at a time because I can’t be trusted
Almonds@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
This is why I set the bottle in the bathroom sink after having this thought. Its hard to ignore something so out of place and in the way
Zorque@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Then when you go to use the sink you set it aside cause you need to use the sink and it’s promptly forgotten again.
Godnroc@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Toss it over the curtain so that it clatters to a weird spot that is hard to miss.
four@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Hard, but still doable.
Source: personal experience
d00phy@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
“Hey [Siri|Google|Alexa|Jarvis] add shampoo to the grocery list”
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Then you put the extra bottle you bought away, and realize you really should have checked the cabinet, and now you have 3.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Took me about 5 seconds to get this.
So…not a LONG time, but I’m still ashamed it wasn’t instant.
slampisko@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
This, but every evening a week straight until the bottle is actually empty and then I walk around with greasy hair until I get weird looks from people at the mall, at which point I remember to buy it.
GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
This, right here, is the highest quality “Shower Thought” I’ve ever encountered. You win!
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
What do they win? Hopefully shampoo
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Conditioner!
kemsat@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Thank you for making laugh in the middle of my life loathing rant 😂
buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Laugh at what?
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
This is why I subscribe
gashead76@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Shower thoughts in the shower? Hmm…
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
shower turns on
Why do naked people periodically stand in my space and start the moisture
I gag
oh right
good thing humans do this I mean…
shower noises
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
underline960@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
In two years, only these two guys thought of buying more shampoo.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Back before covid, like June of 2019, I bought a whole bunch of soap, shampoo etc. figuring that stuff has a very long shelf life. I’m actually still working through the stocks I bought, I’ve probably got enough bath soap to last into the 2030s.
I decided not to buy a bulk lot of toilet paper, not knowing I live in the dumbest timeline.
SethranKada@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
And how many bottles are still in your closet? Because that’s always the first thing you should check after thinking that particular thought.
Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I have three bottles, still sitting neatly in their half of the 2 pack packaging. It hurts.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
There’s a reason trash like this was banned from the reddit one.