That reminds me, if any ones needs more oranges, I’ve got a good deal:
Oranges? In this economy?
Submitted 1 month ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 month ago
We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Peanut butter jellay!
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Male doctor
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 month ago
Doesn't all that weight damage the heart?
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
Hupf@feddit.org 1 month ago
fox2263@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
When grows up wants to be?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Orange-shooting Man!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
He’s actually saying “Noteins ensparq” which is Klingon for “Prevent Scurvy”.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won’t be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Found the orange cannon engineer.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The
harbinger The orangeingerOrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mmmm Orange Ginger
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Cheaper than eggs
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 month ago
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
That's a good hero right there
Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, so he’s committing crimes?
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oh no, he’s evolving
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
We already have an orange shooting device at home …
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 1 month ago
Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
Album@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Might be the best use of AI I’ve seen
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They have some crazy fingers.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers
parody@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.