That reminds me, if any ones needs more oranges, I’ve got a good deal:
Oranges? In this economy?
Submitted 2 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 months ago
We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Peanut butter jellay!
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Male doctor
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
Doesn't all that weight damage the heart?
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
fox2263@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
EndOfLine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
When grows up wants to be?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Orange-shooting Man!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
He’s actually saying “Noteins ensparq” which is Klingon for “Prevent Scurvy”.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won’t be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Found the orange cannon engineer.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 months ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The
harbinger The orangeingerOrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mmmm Orange Ginger
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Cheaper than eggs
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
That's a good hero right there
Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, so he’s committing crimes?
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Oh no, he’s evolving
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
We already have an orange shooting device at home …
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 months ago
Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
Album@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Might be the best use of AI I’ve seen
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They have some crazy fingers.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers
parody@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kbZiglin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.