Oranges? In this economy?

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• Album@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Might be the best use of AI I’ve seen

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They have some crazy fingers.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers

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  • parody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Photoshop I believe

    Source: TrueWagner

    https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
    

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.

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• stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

  bro what?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Male doctor

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That reminds me, if any ones needs more oranges, I’ve got a good deal:

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Right here

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Peanut butter jellay!

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• roserose56@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Doesn't all that weight damage the heart?

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s actually saying “Noteins ensparq” which is Klingon for “Prevent Scurvy”.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.

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• FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    userfriendly.org

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  • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When grows up wants to be?

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Orange-shooting Man!

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• EndOfLine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…

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• andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won’t be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Found the orange cannon engineer.

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• SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The harbinger The orangeinger

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mmmm Orange Ginger

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• Freshparsnip@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cheaper than eggs

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

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• Sunflier@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh, so he’s committing crimes?

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.

  I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That's a good hero right there

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• KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh no, he’s evolving

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We already have an orange shooting device at home …

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.

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