Like Joe for coffee.
“Stay away from da aqua!”
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Like Joe for coffee.
“Stay away from da aqua!”
The moist maker
I dunno, man. I’ve heard it being referred to as “aqua-cola”. I’ve also heard it’s incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It’s practically impossible to resist.
Should’ve never been started on that shit. I dunno why it’s so normalised in society…
The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.
100% of water addicts have died
St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.
Sky Juice in Malaysia
Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:
God’s Juice.
Over here we call it Council Juice
I love that one. I’m right in thinking it’s specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn’t use it for Evian or whatever).
Yes specifically tap water
Council pop.
It’d just sound desperately tryhard if someone tried it now.
It’s “Château Lapompe” in french to mimic wine brand ;)
Hmm… oversight by who?
Humanity
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
I prefer my ice medium rare.
You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached
In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose’s wine.
I only know that term when referring to a lake or similar. Something like: It’s a hot day, let’s jump into the (kühle nass).
H2- oh
That’s how French pronounces it. Eau.
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
well in my country it’s called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda
given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.
I often call water “rusty star”
That’s… Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.
…can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
Name 5
Fourteen is a terrible nickname for water
O(16) - 2*H(1) = 14 Sublime
Namely?
Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?
Bo’oh’o’wa’er
As opposed to the American Boddle’a’Wardder?
Moby Dick wine. City gin.
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it
Dihydrogen monoxide
I prefer oxidane
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
Earth piss
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I’d say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I’m still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It’s coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
For anyone interested. Maybe so.eone can provide the non-YT link… I just woke up and am lazified
Man I fucking love aunty Donna
Ocean lite
Wooder
I’ll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
“Gänsewein” - goose wine in germany
varyingExpertise@feddit.org 9 months ago
“Kraneberger” - “Château Tap” in German.
drre@feddit.org 9 months ago
kenne noch Hahnenquelle