Man, it is a shame you can’t buy class because you could use some.
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
They have car money to spend on trinkets, this guy has enough class that it’s time to send him against the wall.
13igTyme@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“What a horrible financial decision”
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 months ago
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I wouldn’t even hide that watch up my ass.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
If you need to point out the watch and explain its value, you’ve already lost.
Fontasia@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn’t see you wearing it?
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“It’s not my fault you’re stupid”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
laughs gently and sighs
“This is a six ounce cup of bath water from a YouTube influencer…”
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel ‘less than,’ but then i graduated high school
Mvlad88@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ok, and what’s your question?
ceenote@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Cool. Anyway…
knight_alva@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You paid that much for a watch that looks like you steal from your grandad?
dwindling7373@feddit.it 10 months ago
“I don’t have a car”
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
A power move when you know they know you have a car and it’s literally parked right outside
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You see this? This is called a “smart phone.” Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I’m sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you’ve been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend’s phone number. He’s an accountant, and I think he’ll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Not only will this tell me the time like your watch
No. A cheap $100 phone is way more reliable than the most expensive Rolex thanks to NTP.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
If you’re an astute collector, fine watches are (like art) a solid form of investment.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Prove me wrong: Fine art is a money laundering scheme.
You get some guy who went to art school to slosh some house paint on a sheet. You then hire a white woman who dresses like Malian royalty to come describe it in contradictory adjectives “It’s subtle, yet bold” while her gay sidekick in a turtleneck flamboyantly slaps his face and gasps. Sell $20 worth of cotton and $30 worth of Valspar for $3.247 million, and you’ve just successfully covered up the sale of 94 more brown women.
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I couldn’t care less.
hansolo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job.”
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d just start laughing and point at them.
Deme@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Quite a low bar considering I don’t own a car.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“Ok?”
Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ok; good for you?
9point6@lemmy.world 10 months ago
iii@mander.xyz 10 months ago
The classic “OK boomer” still gets them angry
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
LMFAO
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
What if they’re 25?
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Then OK boomer is even better.
fushuan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Uuuh… ok?.. Weirdo…
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.
Windex007@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.
Don’t take the bait.
Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.
Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.
Gigasser@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This would be my response: “Oh wow! That’s so cool, I didn’t know Casio made watches that expensive!”
vala@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Idk man the Godzilla watch in the other comment got hands.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah unimpressed ok is probably the best response.
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 10 months ago
Well “ok boomer” is just replying with another rage bait
FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pretty sure no one is replying seriously.
zod000@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
“So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you’re a greedy cunt?”
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Sounds poor and mad 😔
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Maybe it’s appropriate to get mad at such pointless waste.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s pretty much the theme for most of the responses here.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”
blinfabian@feddit.nl 10 months ago
“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller!”
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Oh yeah?! Well… I slept with your wife!”
doug@lemmy.today 10 months ago
“I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”