"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• LandedGentry@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “You see my watch? It costs less than the lawyers trying to save your ass after your negligence led to you shooting and killing someone on set.”

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cool. Anyway…

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• zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you’re a greedy cunt?”

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sounds poor and mad 😔

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    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s pretty much the theme for most of the responses here.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s appropriate to get mad at such pointless waste.

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I’d still be fine with who I was. Would you?

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Timex?”

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• madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yao_Ming.gif

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can read digital clocks faster.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?

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• Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Smile really big and start laughing.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes, but do you have brass balls?

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• Legisign@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think I made the better choice.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So you like to waste money?

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• KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I eat them.

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel ‘less than,’ but then i graduated high school

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• nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument

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• Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

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• Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

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• lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Cool; I’ll just take it right over to the pawn shop then”

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Oh that’s cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?”

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• scytale@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But does it djent?

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