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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • doug@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man, it is a shame you can’t buy class because you could use some.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They have car money to spend on trinkets, this guy has enough class that it’s time to send him against the wall.

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  • 13igTyme@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “What a horrible financial decision”

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

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  • Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t even hide that watch up my ass.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you need to point out the watch and explain its value, you’ve already lost.

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  • Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn’t see you wearing it?

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It’s not my fault you’re stupid”

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    laughs gently and sighs

    “This is a six ounce cup of bath water from a YouTube influencer…”

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel ‘less than,’ but then i graduated high school

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  • Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, and what’s your question?

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cool. Anyway…

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  • knight_alva@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You paid that much for a watch that looks like you steal from your grandad?

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  • dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I don’t have a car”

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    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A power move when you know they know you have a car and it’s literally parked right outside

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  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You see this? This is called a “smart phone.” Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I’m sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you’ve been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend’s phone number. He’s an accountant, and I think he’ll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.

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    • 6nk06@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not only will this tell me the time like your watch

      No. A cheap $100 phone is way more reliable than the most expensive Rolex thanks to NTP.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you’re an astute collector, fine watches are (like art) a solid form of investment.

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Prove me wrong: Fine art is a money laundering scheme.

        You get some guy who went to art school to slosh some house paint on a sheet. You then hire a white woman who dresses like Malian royalty to come describe it in contradictory adjectives “It’s subtle, yet bold” while her gay sidekick in a turtleneck flamboyantly slaps his face and gasps. Sell $20 worth of cotton and $30 worth of Valspar for $3.247 million, and you’ve just successfully covered up the sale of 94 more brown women.

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  • TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I couldn’t care less.

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  • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job.”

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d just start laughing and point at them.

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  • Deme@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Quite a low bar considering I don’t own a car.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    good, maybe you can sell it to buy some human decency then

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Ok?”

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    • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok; good for you?

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • iii@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The classic “OK boomer” still gets them angry

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    • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LMFAO

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if they’re 25?

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      • zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then OK boomer is even better.

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      • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Uuuh… ok?.. Weirdo…

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      • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

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    • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.

      Don’t take the bait.

      Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.

      Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.

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      • Gigasser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This would be my response: “Oh wow! That’s so cool, I didn’t know Casio made watches that expensive!”

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      • vala@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Idk man the Godzilla watch in the other comment got hands.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah unimpressed ok is probably the best response.

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      • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well “ok boomer” is just replying with another rage bait

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      • FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pretty sure no one is replying seriously.

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  • zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you’re a greedy cunt?”

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sounds poor and mad 😔

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      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe it’s appropriate to get mad at such pointless waste.

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      • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s pretty much the theme for most of the responses here.

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  • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!”

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    • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller!”

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      • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Oh yeah?! Well… I slept with your wife!”

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