toomanypancakes

@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's no rule saying dogs can't bowl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s frickin adorable and I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So if I’m looking for Baileys…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could probably take down two, but when the third enters the picture I’m toast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheese board⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait what’s fromunda cheese?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you insist 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big bang doesn't exist.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If big bang doesn’t exist, then how do you explain my late nights with my husband?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, isn’t that this community? 😗

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favorite Nintendo 64 games?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Majoras Mask, Perfect Dark, Jet Force Gemini, Tony Hawks Pro Skater, and Goemons Great Adventure are some of my all time favorites.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell him yours⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She gives me hardcore opossum vibes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This article is almost entirely anonymous comments from a reader of this website. What lazy journalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk claims he is training “the world’s most powerful AI by every metric”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Energy usage included?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could screenshot my dreams⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you press on your nose and your genitals at the same time your body takes a screenshot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A picture is worth 1000 words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I still have a urethea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A picture is worth 1000 words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

  Sorry for the confusion!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A picture is worth 1000 words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I went through a total dickectomy and that made me to “aaaaaahh!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It just does.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just shitty 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought. What do you have ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does buying for someone else count? If so, as many copies of Hollow Knight as I want

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This link will never lie to you.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my new favorite website, thank you for introducing me to it 💜

• When you smoot the chute beauty and the boot moots the root cloopy who do you rue the view to?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeff Bezos keeps selling Amazon stock after announcing his move out of Washington state⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’d be right at home in Florida, I understand why you would wanna move there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the opposite of what you love to do?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Enjoy my extensive toy collection exteriorly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro looking fresh as hell ngl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There’s a lot going on here⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, don’t do meth kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, Amy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't wait to see what happens next⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes good sense, it’s way harder to read while sucking dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to know you'll turn out trans?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I changed my gender at around 25 because I had significant issues with my voice, my body, and my genitals that caused me significant distress and interfered with my life, but they were present and ever increasing pretty much since I hit puberty. I knew something was wrong from an earlyish age, and dealt with it pretty much just when my husband was okay with it. I’d always envied women for their natural sex characteristics, and if I didn’t get a negative reaction when I came out as a teenager I would have transitioned much earlier.

  I think if you’re happy in your body, you probably don’t have to worry about being trans. From what you’ve said here, it sounds to me like you probably aren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work from home⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wanted to expand on this

  Depending on the program/insurance type, it might require that you can’t hold down any meaningful job, caused by a medical condition that lasts longer than a year.

  For SSI or SSDI, you basically have to be bed bound (“less than sedentary”), have a condition severe enough it meets the strict requirements in SSA’s listings of impairments, or have a mental condition that prevents you from being at all able to fulfill the demands of unskilled work. The rules get more lenient after age 50 the older you get though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't teach you this in school.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Take the right teleporter at the start instead of the left!