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  • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    french politics

    have you seen french politics? like actually?

    i know that when compared to the US it may as well be a socialist utopia but french politics are awful. france is one of the countries most responsible for imperialism and colonialism.

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Really it’s more that French politicians are properly accountable to the people, who will protest and strike frequently. That’s what makes French politics great, not the leaders but the citizens.

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      • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I don’t know how much you know about France, and french politics specifically, but as a person born in France I want to tell you that you might have been mislead… From my point of view and with my knowledge, politics here is a shit show, basically the elite mock everyone, France is run by billionaires, happily oppressing the poor.

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      • tino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        No, politicians don’t give a shit about people striking. And the biggest haters of strikes are the citizens who don’t like their life and privileges to be disturbed by people striking for their rights.

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait until you hear the bastard child of French, germanic and a bunch of other languages. You can have a word like “lead” and you don’t even know how to pronounce it!

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    • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      though thoughts are tough.

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      • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “Thogh thaughts are tuff,” in a more blessèd timeline.

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    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “I love to read, I read an interesting book yesterday”

      Seriously, who came up with this shit 😭

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      • Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Imagine you are reading this aloud, you can’t know how to pronounce the second “read” until you get to “yesterday”. Schrödingers pronunciation.

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      • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Clearly, the solution is to make your own writing system for English and then have noone use it so it just looks like weird gibberish to them

        “Y lov tu réd, y red an intarestiŋ buk tudá.”

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Uh, that is pronounced “lead”. You’re welcome.

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      • JLock17@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        For those illiterates who need a clear example, “lead lead lead.” Simple geography.

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  • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a Spanish speaker, I find it so ironic to see this meme in English…

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      English might be a bit- creative with the spellings of words but at least they pronounce most of the letters, not just half of them

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        But the pronunciations are different word by word. French letter combos make the same sound even if they are not each pronounced the American away, which is nice as a French novice.

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      • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        most of the letters

        Queue

        (and why the fuck Mike and Nike aren’t pronounced similarly?)
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      • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        French does pronounce most of the letters, they just tend to drop the last one. Then there’s our “though” which is often shortened to “tho” with no consequence. English is not creative, either, most of the time the words were actually pronounced in a way that matches and time changed how we spoke them. That and we just kinda lifted the spelling of loan words but said them differently because whichever of our many accents at the time made it otherwise uncomfortable to say.

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Oh. Yeah. Right. Sure. Let’s say that.

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      English is fucked up in large part due to being corrupted by the French cancer. If anything we are one of the most qualified to talk shit about them.

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  • InfiniteHench@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    • French language: Objectively one of the sexiest on the planet
    • Lemmy shitposter: High probability of clinical brain death
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    • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Say 96 in French and then repeat that sentence.

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    • atlas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      i’m pretty positive spanish takes that cake. omelette du fromage just ain’t sexy

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nope, pretty sure French politics should get a crying face (saying this as a French citizen)

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think historical, and the seriousness of it (guillotines, etc)

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not pictured: French aircraft design

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Like the Concorde?

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      • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The Concorde was just loud and cost more money to run, and in 27 years had only one fatal accident wherein a DC-10(American designed) left a piece of debris on the runway which ultimately kicked off the incident. It was a pretty good plane from my understanding.

        If we’re calling out specifics, the Airbus is an incredibly successful plane.

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      • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I was thinking their inter-war bomber designs, and their early attempts at fighters post WWII

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pssshh whatever, can’t be mad at a language that contains pamplemousse

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    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I prefer Pomplamoose instead - youtu.be/kTP246fnKAI

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cramouille is the best french word

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      • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Anticonstititionellement is my favorite.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And Dishonored, Rayman, Another World…

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    French culture my ass.

    Paris is an overpriced amusement park where all the employee hate you.

    Give me Italy any day.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fun fact: countries consist of more than one city.

      Additional information: there are cultural differences between different regions in the same country, even between different cities and towns in the same region! Imagine that!

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But US tourists spend two days each in London, Paris, Prague and Rome, and then they’ve seen all of Europe. Isn’t that how it works? Besides it’s not as if they’ve got extra vacation days anyway.

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    • Genius@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well alright, but have you considered that Voltaire is really good?

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That guy who made fun of French institutions?

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        See also: French rap

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    • ant1guns444@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      France isn’t Paris idiot

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Louvre, Eiffel Tower, and Notre-Dame?

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    • Vermingot@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Reparle de paris encore une seule fois batard et j’enverrai ta tête tellement loin qu’elle aura le temps de faire tout le tour de la dinguerie géologique et culturelle qu’est la France avant de retomber dans le Limousin où ta tête finira ses jours paisiblement entourée de jolies vaches.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I can make up nonsense words too.

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    • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, if you only do touristy stuff you’re gonna have a bad time. It’s like saying NYC sucks when you’ve only visited Time Square.

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We did that to stop English from stealing from us. They didn’t get the joke, and here we are.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      C’est la vie

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    French toast

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    • tino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      French don’t know about French toasts.

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      • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We know it, it’s called pain perdu.

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  • jellygoose@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ta yeule estie de raisin

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I once heard from a friend learning French that the way to say that you are in the process of doing something literally translated to ‘I am on the train to [doing the thing]’. Is that correct?

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    • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      it would seem like that because the words are the same, but in the locution “en train de [verbe]”, en train has the 15th century meaning of “in action”, “in movement”, this predates the invention of the railroad :)

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      • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wait, woah, so the term ‘train’ is from the French work for ‘motion’, essentially? That’s kind of a dub.

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    • Genius@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m well on the way to writing that report, boss

      Our company is on the road to developing those features

      I’m on the path to forgiving you

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      • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’ve lost my train of thoughts

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    • Camille@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Native here, yep it is correct and idiomatic. “Je suis en train de [faire la chose]”

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As a person learning French, I think it’s more closely related to “training” or “entrain.”

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    hon hon hon. tabarnac!!!

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  • Yukily@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Abadakor !!!

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  • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    youtu.be/VNLrCWCv38Y this might change your mind about the French language…it sure showed me where it shines.

    Beautiful song, beautifully sung.

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    • vatlark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Got any more?

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      • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They have 2 songs together as far as i’m aware. I just stumbled upon this one last week.

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You could say I have to take a shit in French and it would sound smooth as hell. -Eddy Murphy.

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    • guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      J’dois aller chier calisse

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        According to French scientists, the best thing to wipe ones’ ass with is the neck of a well-downed gosling.

        …blogspot.com/…/rabelais-ultimate-arse-wiper.html

        (not actually scientists but a character in 16th century writer Rabelais’ book.)

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  • RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    quaso

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