Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.
Satire, I think
Submitted 11 months ago by LordWiggle@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
REDACTED@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr
4grams@awful.systems 11 months ago
Married couples often start looking alike over time.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Does “pope” no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
hOrni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
Bezier@suppo.fi 11 months ago
They also have their own president
hOrni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
vane@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Discordian Trump confirmed. More about disordermaxxing at 12.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
Tja@programming.dev 11 months ago
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
*Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir! *
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
the_trash_man@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This picture probably already been posted in various facebook groups without the bottom text.
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
hopesdead@startrek.website 11 months ago
In practice he would have to be celibate.
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Another established norm to break?
menemen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Less? How do less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don’t believe being president excludes him from touching up kids…
pyre@lemmy.world 11 months ago
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
standarduser@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Trump Holy Land #1
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 11 months ago
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He could tariff all the other religions!
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic
sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 11 months ago
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
altphoto@lemmy.today 11 months ago
He is the popest!
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 months ago
further proof that he’s the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Through another executive order right?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
… Does the Pope golf in the woods?
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You’re really playing with fire here. Don’t be like The Simpsons!
Wazowski@lemmy.world 11 months ago
fake news, where did his tits go?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Orange smoke would be apt
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
It’s poping time
EisFrei@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pooping?
Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.
Absaroka@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.
Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 months ago
I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
No poping certain type of fruit 🍒
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
“Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies
RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He looks like a drunk
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oddly enough he never was a drinker.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Neither was Hitler