kelpie_returns

@kelpie_returns@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm basic.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Completely degenerate. You should be ashamed! (same tho but also unironically 69 because it’s like cuddling and making out and sex all at once)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Player 3 has entered the game⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it's your job to complain but you get burnt out on complaining, what would you do?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would put on any Tenchi Muyo title that is not named Tenchi Universe. No force in the verse could shut my yapper after that. Ugh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burger King is always good for one.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Real ones know Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, they are attacking the whotilla⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whopudding it in me tonight amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's your starter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. That is kind of cute now that im thinking about it. This might wake something in me and, ya know, it wouldn’t be the first time Jeff Goldblum was involved in that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's your starter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally started a nuzlocke run last night with a totodile named Reptar. Had me feeling a little paranoid for a second there lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's your starter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So Im def not an expert, but isn’t not cumming part of the point of these?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the ritual is now nearly complete. He simply can not contain his joy while knowing he is but an inch away from seizing the throne of thrones.

  I hope you like piss, cause all our souls are about to be dragged into a world of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You could throw a dart blindfolded in 1998 and hit a new legendary game every time. ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wise af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta poop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands-On With The Anbernic RG DS; The DSi Reimagined (my review)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh. Bananas are nice, but you’re not missing out on all that much tbh. Just kind of sweet mush, really. There are nicer fruits out there lol

  And my b for being one of many goofs making the same old joke in your direction :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands-On With The Anbernic RG DS; The DSi Reimagined (my review)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand, but I trust that you do.

  And yes. It did indeed look good. Would eat/10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hands-On With The Anbernic RG DS; The DSi Reimagined (my review)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How was the banana?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you eat too much oats and sleep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a baku helps, I’m sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fall for it every year. Every. Year.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I liked them with lettuce and tomato way back when. Haven’t eaten at mcds since the whole thing with potus tho and dont plan on changing that for the rest of forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much money's out there?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Twenny-foua

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does no one in the bible have a last name?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure about Iscariot, but iirc Christ is a title, not a name. It’s actually Jesus the Christ, but that takes slightly more effort to say and languages often develop the habit of slowly streamlining themselves.

  So it kind of became a quasi-name*~ because of how much easier it is to say as one.

  *~or maybe ‘ascendant title’ would be more accurate? I feel like there’s a specific word for this that I cant seem to remember atm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It will not be long before we see ads claiming no ai was used in their product⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Iheart has recently changed their universal sting to assure audiences of exactly this. Not saying you should give them money, but its definitely starting to trend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful with this information⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh! My tits, no!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What life hack helped you this year?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cast acceleratum ulceratia!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get right down to it, cereal is just cold breakfast soup⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And salad is just solid soup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of an umbrella term for social gatherings of all sorts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Friday, more like buy stupid shit day.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Living your best life, I see

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If eating a banana is ~0.1μSv, then what is holding a banana for an hour?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw hell ya. Im gonna be so frickin strong after this that I’ll finally be able to finish Edward Scissorhands without even crying or covering my eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If eating a banana is ~0.1μSv, then what is holding a banana for an hour?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So if I’m ever offered a gamma-radiating banana I might as well eat it? Got it and thx

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA, rebranded!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, bud. The stupidest. Which in a way makes us the best, even if it’s the best at being the worst. Kinda bittersweet, that. I mean…not really, but kinda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans be like:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. NPR is often on while I’m in the car, but I’ve never gone seeking it out online except for specific shows (in podcast form) which do not necessitate going directly to their site. I think its pretty typical for people to interact with it purely as news/entertainment radio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Temporal Look is unstable, Quick! how will you fix it?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Grant Morrison has taught me anything it is that we should all start masturbating at times like these