kelpie_returns
@kelpie_returns@lemmy.world
- Comment on Is it normal to be constantly scared about how your friend will react to anything about you? 14 hours ago:
Your “friend” sounds like they’re due for at least one brick to the ribs. You deserve better, dude. Get that loser out of your life!
- Comment on Satire, I think 2 days ago:
Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?
- Comment on What's with "*checks notes*" everywhere? 1 week ago:
It’s a joke. They are pretending they can’t remember the very obvious/absurd/silly/etc thing, so they have to check their notes before finishing the thought.
I think it might have its origin in courtroom dramas having prosecutors being a catty with the defense but that’s just a barely informed guess tbh
- Comment on One day, a woman had 100 children 1 week ago:
I hate you fr fr
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Ariel Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab
- Comment on I now see that my collection is sorely missing something 1 week ago:
Where are the start and select buttons tho?
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 2 weeks ago:
This is such a fun and clever way to strengthen inter-generational community. I would love to see something like this where I live!
- Comment on Are most people here left-wing? 2 weeks ago:
As a great and nameless character on Cowboy Bebop once said; “seems that way”.
- Comment on Nice try 2 weeks ago:
As an ungrateful little urchin, I would have been pissed ngl. As an adult tho, I can see that this is so freaking sweet and cool.
- Comment on Why Does Dr. Wily Keep Getting Away? Is the Legal System in 20XX a Joke? 2 weeks ago:
Judging by how things work in our irl 20XX, I’m gonna guess that he has mad stacks if he can produce sentient fighting robots attempt scake and speed he does. People with money like that don’t go to jail. They’re not the poors, duh. That would just be silly!
- Comment on THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! 3 weeks ago:
I am so dumb x.x
- Comment on THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! 3 weeks ago:
Who is Alice?