kelpie_returns

@kelpie_returns@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tekken 8 lead has been trying to contact Waffle House for a collaboration for the past year - to no avail⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A Waffle House stage would be awesome but tbh I’d much rather just eat some WH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tea ☕ is leaf juice. While, coffee ☕ is bean juice.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once accidentally spilled used grounds into a pork pot roast and it was fucking delicious. I was wired all night so I wouldn’t make it a regular dish, but it’s a great mix for sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did I get so old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice to know. Thanks for the lesson!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did I get so old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These jerps don’t know their hand from their splint when it comes to laying lair, kin. Ytk tho on some true dangler shit lololol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did I get so old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a bit older than 24 and enjoy learning the new patoi tbh. It’s super interesting to me how language evolves endlessly in all these innumerable offshoots and how niche cultures generate all these different codes and concepts and wordplay and stuff.

  I like that the youth are forever both borrowing from the old and scouting new grounds of their own in these ways and in countless others as well. So the renewal and rechristening of culture is based and I-like-it-pilled akchooly 🤓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal to be constantly scared about how your friend will react to anything about you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your “friend” sounds like they’re due for at least one brick to the ribs. You deserve better, dude. Get that loser out of your life!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with "*checks notes*" everywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a joke. They are pretending they can’t remember the very obvious/absurd/silly/etc thing, so they have to check their notes before finishing the thought.

  I think it might have its origin in courtroom dramas having prosecutors being a catty with the defense but that’s just a barely informed guess tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One day, a woman had 100 children⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate you fr fr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ariel Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I now see that my collection is sorely missing something⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are the start and select buttons tho?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is such a fun and clever way to strengthen inter-generational community. I would love to see something like this where I live!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are most people here left-wing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a great and nameless character on Cowboy Bebop once said; “seems that way”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice try⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an ungrateful little urchin, I would have been pissed ngl. As an adult tho, I can see that this is so freaking sweet and cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Does Dr. Wily Keep Getting Away? Is the Legal System in 20XX a Joke?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Judging by how things work in our irl 20XX, I’m gonna guess that he has mad stacks if he can produce sentient fighting robots attempt scake and speed he does. People with money like that don’t go to jail. They’re not the poors, duh. That would just be silly!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am so dumb x.x

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is Alice?