Will A1 replace ketchup as an official vegetable on school menus?
The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce
Submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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rusticus@lemm.ee 11 months ago
uhmbah@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How much are crackerjacks these days?
oliver@lemmy.midgardmates.com 11 months ago
Pro‘s everywhere. A masterclass of its own. 🤷🏼♂️
BigTrout75@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The tech and sauce are both overrated.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
HP makes shit printers, but great sauce
peetabix@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The secretary of education is so educated
AreaKode@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I love the poorly educated!” - DJT
coldasblues@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
OKay, but did they have to use such a good photo, and now I want A1.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
eronth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bro how out of touch with your colleagues do you have to be to not know it’s AI. Have you literally never heard someone around you talk about it? No one on TV? You’ve never said it aloud to someone who corrected you?
Lyrl@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Apparently she started out saying AI, then switched to A1 mid-statement. Might have been corrected privately before, but it only partially took.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Secretary of Education - that would be Linda McMahon: politician, business executive, and former professional wrestling promoter.
Jesus Fucking Christ no wonder the world laughs at us.
damdy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m fully onboard that you past shouldn’t matter if you’re good. I won’t hold it against Linda McMahon for her WWE performances etc. But she’s an odd cookie and has no place running education.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah that’s really my point. Somebody who heads a national government department should have something in their past that’s related to what the agency does. Same requirement as for ANY job.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s so American to be ashamed of the world laughing at us, and not at all the heinous shit we’ve done.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe it’s also American to understand I was expressing shame at being heinous, I dunno.
MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Vince McMahon‘s daughter is the secretary of education?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, it’s his wife, who has collaborated in a bunch of his fucked up endeavors, bet likely including helping with sex trafficking.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t think so, she’s only 3 years younger (76).
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Only puny cucks don’t love Brawndo!” * powerbombs Bernie Sanders into folding tables from top turnbuckle *
FloranceSmith@szmer.info 11 months ago
Stern@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Considering Vince McMahon didn’t know what a burrito was, I’m not particularly surprised.
Madigan told PWTorch editor Wade Keller: "It’s one of these stories that always repeats itself. I think the idea was they were trying to work an angle with Big Show and - like Andre (the Giant), here’s a guy who is so physically big and physically imposing - what can you do to get over on Big Show? And how are you going to do it?
"I think they were going to poison Big Show and give him a spiked burrito. The whole concept was: ‘We’re going to spike his food, spike the burrito, you cut to a vignette before that showing him eating it, and then he passes out in the ring.’ So, Vince goes, ‘Burrito?! Who the hell knows what a burrito is?’ It was such a far concept. And everyone in the room goes, ‘Well, we know what a burrito is.’ And Vince goes, ‘Well, where the hell have I been?’
“But, the funny thing is, Wade, every day at noon, Vince’s secretary would walk into the office - the writing room - with a burrito. It was a steak-wrap cut in half. And he would put ketchup on it. Every day, he was eating a burrito and not knowing what it was. But, that’s the idea - when you’re in a bubble and in a business where you’re ostracized from society, it’s you and them, that’s it. Everyone else is an outsider, so things like that do make sense in the confines of the wrestling world.”
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ketchup on a burrito that you don’t know is called a burrito is up there with putting ketchup on a well-done steak
jve@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It was a steak-wrap cut in half. And he would put ketchup on it.
That’s no burrito, that’s an abomination.
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
That cope at the end 😂
ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Well Yeah, it’s that important.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She knew what her husband was up to.
kamen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Artificial onetelligence
Hupf@feddit.org 11 months ago
AI, AII, AIII, AIV…
hopesdead@startrek.website 11 months ago
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the person hired to fire themselves.
Rosscameron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Guess we’re seasoning our tech with a bit of flavor now. Hope the AI doesn’t start recommending steak recipes during math class.
capital@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thank god we didn’t elect Dems. Can you imagine?
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 months ago
She could be gay and smart 🤮
Tim_Bisley@piefed.social 11 months ago
They would have made us eat arugula and wear one of Obama's tan suits. The horror.
Dremor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“The secret sauce”
merc@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
People seem to be missing the one positive piece of news here: She’s literate!
The only person who would make this mistake is someone who read “AI” in an ambiguous font. I know it’s a low bar, but this means that the secretary of education is able to read.
klu9@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Baghdad Barbie: “This isn’t Linda’s fault… it’s Sans Serif’s fault!”
suddenlyme@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It proves she isn’t
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 months ago
Reading 50% of a 2 word sentence right count as literate now i. America
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nine… Eleven
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A right she’s happy to not extend to our country’s children.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Woke antifa INFILTRATOR promoting SECOND LANGUAGE EDUCATION in LEETSPEAK so your CHILD can learn HACKING on USENET
ameancow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Needs more DEEP STATE
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do needs it. I just want NIST and NIOSH and Amtrak and all the other cool shit to be okay :/
k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Makes sense that they’re getting rid of the department. It clearly wasn’t working already.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The cabinet of president Trump is not known for their skills with the subjects they deal with, but for their willingness to kiss his ass.
Red_October@lemmy.world 11 months ago
On message for the goons who want to completely eradicate the Department of Education.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The law firm I work for has been tracking his EO’s, and we’ve had to put a disclaimer on our pages this week because WH office staff keep putting the wrong articles under the wrong URL’s and we don’t want our clients to think it’s us making these stupid mistakes.
He’s literally just hiring his stupid pals and firing competent workers.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dumb people don’t question commands.
fubarx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A part of my brain always reads AI as Al (yes, those are two different letters). As in Albert.
So it’s generative Albert. And “Albert is increasingly using more power”.
forrcaho@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I once saw a headline that someone (I forgot who) said that “AI is weird”. All I could think was, well yeah, he’s been called “Weird Al” all of his professional life …
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
If you can be my bodyguard I can be your long-lost pal I can call you Betty; and Betty, when you call me You can call me Al
Hafty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Linda McMahon, part of the McMahon crime family accused of sex trafficking and other such crimes.
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Who has an obvious cuckold and exhibitionism kink which she displayed in front of the world and recorded it.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This doesn’t surprise me somehow, but… context?
nyan@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
Does that mean it might be possible to trick Musk and company into investing in steak sauce instead of AI? Even if we end up with a whole bunch of unwanted condiments we then have to destroy, that strikes me as a win.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 months ago
They hate education because they’re morons