We call this “StrongMan-Posturing”, this guy never experienced violence.
I remembered a MGTOW guy by the name “Undead-Chronic” (do any of you remember him ?) He chickened out the moment FBI showed up at his door😂
Calm your tits
Submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MITM0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
millie@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Somebody forgot to center their edgy graphic.
ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 11 months ago
is there a “imverybadass” community?
imvii@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
There wasn’t.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
my tits are masculine and quite supple, thanks
MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So he didnt forget to be violent yet he is peaceful? So which is it, is he violent or peaceful? Those are antithesis to one another
Maalus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He is peaceful but didn’t forget how to be violent and can be violent when need be. Makes perfect sense to me.
MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Knowing how to be violent doesnt make you peaceful. Makes zero sense to me.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Hell yeah brother, fuckin’ hardcore
octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent? Did we need a reminder? Or does this guy just want to be a typical posturing, aggressive, “alpha male” maga shitstain and be certain no one forgets it?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent?
I don’t think he’s forgotten - I think he’s old and fat and has mostly lost the ability to be violent, except maybe to his wife. A young, fit man would beat the shit out of him and he knows it. IMHO that’s a big reason gun nuts are so into their guns, because it compensates for their physical weakness.
debil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, no and yes.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
We had a saying in my country which goes roughly like this: “It’s not the dog that barks which bites”
I’d say it applies here, and I ain’t talking about the corgies.
wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In Dutch we have that saying too. “Blaffende honden bijten niet.” Barking dogs don’t bite.
klemptor@startrek.website 11 months ago
We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.
BlackSheep@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I gotta get this guy into my university class. His dogs, too!
ganbramor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just wild that some losers need to advertise how dumb they are.
vga@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Those are war corgis.
Geldaran@lemmy.world 11 months ago
wargies?
Iceman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I myself have a battle Pug. Come and pet it, Harkkonen.
caboose2006@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If you have to say you’re a badass, guess what…
HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m reminded of when McDonalds did their Rick and Morty szechuan sauce promotion, and basically no place actually had it.
It was a big story that Rick and Morty fans harassed workers complaining that the franchise lied to them.
It got so bad that McDonalds released an app to show where and when stories had the sauce, and announced they’d be selling posters as well. Unfortunately, some locations lied or at least misused the app to say they had the sauce when they didn’t.
So I went to one location with my brother, and we found a line forming outside. The store wasn’t allowed to sell the posters till late in the afternoon for some reason, and wouldn’t let anyone there for the sauce even enter the building with cashiers actively blocking any Rick and Morty fan from entering, even just looking college age was enough to be refused entry.
I thought this was ridiculous and just said “Wow, the only thing that’d make this worse is if they didn’t have the sauce.”, only for the lady guarding the door to tell me that they did indeed not have the sauce, despite the app saying they did.
There was this guy simping hard for her, mi’lady style, and a bunch of brodudes talking about how they’re so Nihilistic and Smart “JUST LIEK RICK!”, whole thing was a shit so. He said “Oh yeah, no they don’t have the sauce, I asked.”
He was eating cheeseburgers despite not being allowed in, apparently you could have the food brought out to you if you used the app.
It was fucking cold that day. Still feels like, even false advertising aside, something about this had to be illegal.
So I said “Fuck this, I’m leaving.”, just got into my car, went to Wendy’s, ordered chicken nuggets and the most asian sounding sauce they had. Posted one of the only food selfies I’ve ever done of what I ordered
“Was going to post me eating the sauce, but I went to Wendy’s instead because this store actually has products they claim to offer.”
A friend of mine asked the next day what was up with that post, and I told him the story.
He looked at me geniunely impressed, and said “Wait, you valued your own self-respect over the ‘cool corporate thing’, voiced your dissatisfaction, and calmly left without making a scene or embarassing yourself? If anyone was Rick at this event, it was you”
I just said “Huh”, as I didn’t do that to be cool, I was just hungry, wanted to buy nuggets, and didn’t get them from a store that lied about having them…
It was then that my brother, who had been with me when we went to McDonalds spoke up, admitting he didn’t even think of what we actually did that day either, we just up and said “Screw you guys, I’m coming home.” and said one of the wisest things I’ll never forget
“If you think you’re Rick, it means you’re Jerry.”
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.
klemptor@startrek.website 11 months ago
And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
They’re the opposite of badass?
Goodass.
LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
As a power bottom I’m offended you would even consider this idiot to put in that much effort.
_____@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“I’m about to shut my pants from eye contact with stranger so I need clothing with printed letters to convince you otherwise”
ms_lane@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think a jacket that says “I’ll shit my pants if you try to fight me, for reals.” would actually be more effective.
Who wants to get into a fight with someone with squidgy undies?
HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If you need an AR-15 to feel safe at Target, the problem is you.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I dunno… have you been to a Target recently? Anyone shopping there at this point is probably either a proud boy or one of the daughters of liberty and probably walking around with 3 guns on them. I’d feel safer around those people with an AR of my own.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m a school bus driver and I have one total moron of a coworker who thinks we should all carry guns to protect the buses. He specifically wants to have his AR15 with him, with its magical 40-round mags like that would make the slightest fucking difference after somebody starts off their assault by blasting the driver’s seat. I’ve been pretending I agree with him and encouraging him to suggest this to our (very liberal) school board - since he’s above me on the seniority list.
LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah. Just do what normal autistic people like me do. Put earbuds in both ears.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dude in the Gravy Seals
Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Meal team 6,specially
FourThirteen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is some serious THE_PACK vibes
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
DON’T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE I’M PEACEFUL THAT I FORGOT HOW TO CRANK MY HOG
CircaV@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Typical Murican. Talks a big talk but stays home when their country is being taken over by actual fascists.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
People that act like this voted for the fascists.
b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Yep they’re the useful idiots who will use their guns to defend tyrant billionaires racists.
gamer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That protruding blob on the back of his neck isn’t fat, it’s actually a bonus concealed weapon slot.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gravy Seal. Proclaiming what a badass he is but probably starts wheezing just making it to the table from the Cracker Barrel parking lot.
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I’LL CRANK MY HOG TO THIS, BROTHER, AROOOO
TimboSlice@discuss.online 11 months ago
So many assholes in photo
Bloomcole@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Peak American cringe
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 months ago
These are the same people who own a big lifted truck and then put a giant sticker on the window that says “CHEVY” just in case you or they forgot what they are driving.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Some version of a window-wide US flag with the angry eagle, a Gadsden snake sticker, a gun maker sticker, an AR variant sticker with a juvenile anti-lib slogan like “my AR says fuck your lib tears” and of course the NRA sticker and a military service branch sticker.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That and or a quote from the Bible or the constitution.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
And Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like the message the Calvin sticker sends: “I am childish but have an old man’s bladder.”
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I couldn’t imagine wearing something like this. Honestly, shirts that say anything are kind of out there for me.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s like a car covered with bumper stickers. It’s mental illness. Unhealthy fear and rage leaking out around the edges and corrupting the facade of decency.
Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So what are we looking at for your wardrobe? Pictures only? Plain colors? Maybe like tie dye?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Mines mostly plain color shirts. Some plaid. I have a few graphic tshirts from when I was younger and that people bought me when they were on vacation. Not really a fan of wearing those around though.
horrorslice@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I’m with him. My buddy calls me a cartoon character because I wear the same outfit everyday. I have multiple pairs of it though.
Black t-shirts (mostly), some other earth tones. All solid.
I’m all for comfort and making shit easy.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
…I need to up my tie dye game.
kautau@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not op but pretty much everything I wear is just a plain color clothing item that looks ok and feels comfortable/fits well. It’s cool to focus on fashion, but for me that ends if you’re covering yourself in industry brands, supporting fast fashion/dumb luxury, or placing people above or below each other based on the perceived value of the cloth and metal they choose to wrap themselves in
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Earth tone plain button ups and jeans, loafers.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This reminds me of a buddy I used to have. He wore jackets exactly like this and even had two little dogs. He was a Vietnam vet and did, in fact, kill a whole bunch of people during the war. Something he never forgave himself for.
One time I asked him what that was like. He thought for a minute and said, “When you have your weapon trained on someone, for a split second you have the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power.”
He was a character but a good dude overall.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Now that I am older, my eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I could still hit that target at 100 yards with iron sights. Meal Team 6 wannabe tacticool moron wouldn’t last thirty seconds in a firefight.
socsa@piefed.social 11 months ago
Honestly this could be self aware satire.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Regina’s love corgis!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s a love corgi, who is Regina and how are hers involved?
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Oops!
taiyang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Positive spin, he bought it from a pro-LGBTQ+ thrift store to support local causes in his area. I swear I’ve seen similar jackets at said thrift stores.
perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If only these people could recognize a tyrant when they see one.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Two have so far!
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s entirely possible that his brain didn’t forget how to be violent but it’s clear his body did. So this is basically a billboard indicating, “if you sneak up on me and restrict my arms, you can probably find my concealed weapon.”