Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
my dreams in colour
Submitted 1 week ago by Bort@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 1 week ago
sigh… unzips
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I thought this is why they don’t let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Oh I forgot I think that’s a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don’t let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 week ago
What inspired your username
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Now we can study this policy failure.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
- the hwhites
Psythik@lemm.ee 1 week ago
乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it’s a meme and I’m just demonstrating that I’m stoned with this comment.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
gurnu@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed… Too horny for saurus I guess
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Do you hear my eyes complaining?
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
god, i wish that was me.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
In that exact order, funnily enough.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
yes.
ScoreDivision@programming.dev 1 week ago
Holy shit I didnt even see the alien
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I like that she’s got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body would be more feminist but I like what I like.
Skanky@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I don’t think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Rule 34
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
At’s some Chuck Tingle shit, there.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Looks like one of his book covers
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Go on…
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 1 week ago
This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.
Sibshops@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I’ll allow it
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 week ago
Holy shit i didn’t see the Alien until now#
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
What does that have to do with being white?
Houseman@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Jealous of her.
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mogged by dinochad again. 😩
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Please mark it as NSFW :)
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don’t, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)
Prok@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Then I’d say nothing you do for work is safe
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Where do you work that this image would be considered unsafe? It’s less revealing than most modern advertising.
fprawn@lemmy.world 1 week ago
One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I require more information about this movie
psmgx@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dino New World Order
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Very very weird, threatened even.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 week ago
(Headbutts intensify)
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 week ago
Star trek specist porn
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 week ago
*Interspecies erotica
androidul@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
wait, I know this actress
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I prefer thin Asian women.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
For their personalities?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That’s more of a gamble.
evening_push579@feddit.nu 1 week ago
Normal Dandadan chapter
DuskyRo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
PEAK MENTIONED.
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