Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
my dreams in colour
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Bort@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
sigh… unzips
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I thought this is why they don’t let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
Bort@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Oh I forgot I think that’s a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don’t let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
What inspired your username
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Now we can study this policy failure.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
- the hwhites
Psythik@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it’s a meme and I’m just demonstrating that I’m stoned with this comment.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
gurnu@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed… Too horny for saurus I guess
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Do you hear my eyes complaining?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
god, i wish that was me.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
In that exact order, funnily enough.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
yes.
ScoreDivision@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Holy shit I didnt even see the alien
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I like that she’s got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body would be more feminist but I like what I like.
Skanky@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Rule 34
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
At’s some Chuck Tingle shit, there.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Looks like one of his book covers
j4k3@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
a bort! a bort!
Bort@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
it is i, a bort.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Go on…
Sibshops@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I’ll allow it
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?
Bort@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 weeks ago
Holy shit i didn’t see the Alien until now#
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
What does that have to do with being white?
Houseman@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Jealous of her.
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Please mark it as NSFW :)
Veneroso@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don’t, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)
Prok@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Then I’d say nothing you do for work is safe
Bort@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Where do you work that this image would be considered unsafe? It’s less revealing than most modern advertising.
fprawn@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon
Bort@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I require more information about this movie
psmgx@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dino New World Order
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Mogged by dinochad again. 😩
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Very very weird, threatened even.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
(Headbutts intensify)
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 4 weeks ago
Star trek specist porn
Slovene@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
*Interspecies erotica
androidul@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
wait, I know this actress
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I prefer thin Asian women.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
For their personalities?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s more of a gamble.
evening_push579@feddit.nu 4 weeks ago
Normal Dandadan chapter
DuskyRo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
PEAK MENTIONED.
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