Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
my dreams in colour
Submitted 1 month ago by Bort@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 1 month ago
sigh… unzips
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I thought this is why they don’t let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Oh I forgot I think that’s a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don’t let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Checked your profile, it’s based AF, continue doing what you’re doing.
Condiment2085@lemm.ee 1 month ago
What inspired your username
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now we can study this policy failure.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
- the hwhites
Psythik@lemm.ee 1 month ago
乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it’s a meme and I’m just demonstrating that I’m stoned with this comment.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
gurnu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed… Too horny for saurus I guess
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do you hear my eyes complaining?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
god, i wish that was me.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
In that exact order, funnily enough.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
yes.
ScoreDivision@programming.dev 1 month ago
Holy shit I didnt even see the alien
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like that she’s got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body would be more feminist but I like what I like.
Skanky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rule 34
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
At’s some Chuck Tingle shit, there.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks like one of his book covers
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
a bort! a bort!
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
it is i, a bort.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go on…
Sibshops@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’ll allow it
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 1 month ago
This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 month ago
Holy shit i didn’t see the Alien until now#
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What does that have to do with being white?
Houseman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jealous of her.
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Please mark it as NSFW :)
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don’t, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)
Prok@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then I’d say nothing you do for work is safe
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Where do you work that this image would be considered unsafe? It’s less revealing than most modern advertising.
fprawn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon
Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I require more information about this movie
psmgx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dino New World Order
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mogged by dinochad again. 😩
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Very very weird, threatened even.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 month ago
(Headbutts intensify)
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 month ago
Star trek specist porn
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 month ago
*Interspecies erotica
androidul@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
wait, I know this actress
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I prefer thin Asian women.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For their personalities?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s more of a gamble.
evening_push579@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Normal Dandadan chapter
DuskyRo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PEAK MENTIONED.
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