Why am I like this?

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• theedqueen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.

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• shadowforrest@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s how you know it tastes good.

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I also cum blood sometimes

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• El_guapazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  she cute

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hawaiian shirts are great for this

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    kitchen camo?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.

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• roserose56@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.

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• TheTurner@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My wife any time she eats anything.

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My mom too. In fact I’m going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn’t get it.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I didn’t realize my wife was a bigamist

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?

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• rigatti@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nobody:

  Nobody:

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just FYI, if you just need something with some flavor, you can always lick my beard. There’s always sauce or something in it that I can’t quite get with a napkin. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh I feel seen.

  I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.

  Also covered these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.

  Decided I am not qualified for white pants.

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My wife

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nobody nothing?

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds like an album title

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All of my quips are quotable

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• nihilist_hippie@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.

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• trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I imagine they’d feel like polyester

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    • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you wash things that have been tested to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nice

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• A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Removed everything but the most essential elements:

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nobody:

    A Very Big Fan: It’s also arguably better without the caption at all

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I never understood the need of the whole "nobody"caption

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    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think it was originally a shorthand to say “nobody asked for this to happen”, but now it’s a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users “THIS IS A MEME”

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      honestly by now my brain filters it out. i had to go back to the original post to play spot the difference for a second

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• Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me eating pho

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    oh gawd I swear being sloppy makes it taste better.

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So I tend to tear up when I eat really hot temperature food and then I like to add a lot of chili paste and jalapenos to pho. So I end up crying in my soup. I look ridiculous but I just joke that I’m adding some salt.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pho q.

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