It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
Why am I like this?
Submitted 1 week ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
If you wash things that have been tested to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nice
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I imagine they’d feel like polyester
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
nihilist_hippie@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.
rigatti@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nobody:
Nobody:
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 week ago
kitchen camo?
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Me eating pho
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
oh gawd I swear being sloppy makes it taste better.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
So I tend to tear up when I eat really hot temperature food and then I like to add a lot of chili paste and jalapenos to pho. So I end up crying in my soup. I look ridiculous but I just joke that I’m adding some salt.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Pho q.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 week ago
she cute
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Oh I feel seen.
I was underweight a few years ago, and while it was not entirely healthy, I was indulging in the look and found some XXS Tall pants, in a beautiful blush color. Felt like a fucking supermodel on my way to work. Bought a chai latte, spilled it all over the pants before I ever got to work.
Also covered these white cropped pants. Got them, same sort of thing.
Decided I am not qualified for white pants.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I also cum blood sometimes
shadowforrest@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
That’s how you know it tastes good.
TheTurner@lemm.ee 1 week ago
My wife any time she eats anything.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I didn’t realize my wife was a bigamist
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My mom too. In fact I’m going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn’t get it.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nobody nothing?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sounds like an album title
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
All of my quips are quotable
roserose56@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
Just FYI, if you just need something with some flavor, you can always lick my beard. There’s always sauce or something in it that I can’t quite get with a napkin. 🤷🏻♂️
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
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El_guapazo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My wife
theedqueen@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
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altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
I never understood the need of the whole "nobody"caption
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I think it was originally a shorthand to say “nobody asked for this to happen”, but now it’s a monkey-brain neuron-activation type thing that OPs can do to scream at other users “THIS IS A MEME”
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
honestly by now my brain filters it out. i had to go back to the original post to play spot the difference for a second
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Removed everything but the most essential elements:
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lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Nobody:
A Very Big Fan: It’s also arguably better without the caption at all