I only use my Erin Friar these days.
Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?
Submitted 2 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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oo1@lemmings.world 2 days ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Michael wave is one of those terms I’ve started using just to see if people will notice or address that it’s wrong. Like asking someone to pass the Parmesan cheese but calling it the paramecium cheese/paracetamol cheese/Paris Olympian cheese/parenthetical cheese
muyessir@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You are the source of bone apple tea-isms
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I tell people I need to use the mushroom. …50/50 recognition.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I need to use the mushroom
Is what a talking sled dog would say when in need of a pee break.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 days ago
Made by Micheal Soft
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 days ago
I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the truth behind Michaelsoft Binbows: youtu.be/yDzAAjzbV5g :)
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Love this video. Such devotion to Michaelsoft Binbows.
finley@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Just imagine being the person who went their entire life believing the word “microwave“ was actually “Michael wave“.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I would suggest illiteracy, yet they were able to write the note. One ad for appliances, a trip through an appliance section in a store…heck, it’s probably spelled out on the actual microwave itself and would show someone how it’s spelled.
I’d suggest it’s deliberately misspelled for effect, but the number of people who keep wrecking basic words like “could of”, too/to, there/their/they’re despite there being plenty of correct examples to read in daily life is far too high for me to assume someone wouldn’t be ignorant, willfully or otherwise.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
As a veteran dumper of useful stuff in the street, this is missing a magical word:
WORKS!
This is especially important during the age of CRT monitors since mischief-makers are glad to assume otherwise and smash the tube.
This magic word makes stuff disappear twice as fast.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tried it with the dishes in my sink…they are still there am I doing it wrong?
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Heee heeee ding !
“Dinner is ready”
ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I know we should all be used to it by now but it’s crazy to me that Daewoo makes everything from heavy equipment to container ships to cars to microwaves. Imagine having a refrigerator with a Chrysler badge on it.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Hitachi is another another. Hydraulic excavators, air conditioners, elevators, vibrators, and ultrasound machines (for when you trade the vibrator in for the real thing. Either way they have a product for you).
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Philips makes everything from TVs to vital life or death monitoring equipment to barbeque grills.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 day ago
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Or a gun.
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 day ago
As a kid, my family’s first VCR was a Daewoo. Imagine my surprise when we passed some road construction and I saw the Daewoo excavators and other heavy machinery. Later on, a girl in my highschool class had a Daewoo. That one blew my mind even more for some reason.
Steak@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
FREE MICHAEL HE DINDO NUFFIN
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Just a heads up “Dindu Nuffin” is something racists call black people on hate sites.
locahosr443@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wtf is wrong with those people… Don’t answer, not worth it
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I like listening to Michael-wave 😎🎶🪇
Ravi@feddit.org 2 days ago
Chef Michael “Mike” Wave, pay him some respect…
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
free microwave oven transformer? yes please
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Ok that’s a pretty cool design for a microwave tho
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I have that microwave, my only complaint is that it’s a little small. The knob is much nicer than buttons
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s because it was designed by Michael Wave.
mfdoom@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Probably full of tubberware
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
just get it out of my sight
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can’t properly spell “microwave,” can properly spell “Michael?”
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
At work I see more and more people call their computers “labtops” instead of “laptops”. A Michael wave doesn’t surprise me.
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 days ago
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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
We’ve been sharing this one
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abfarid@startrek.website 2 days ago
Dang, that labtop is so old it has a dialup modem built-in.
klemptor@startrek.website 2 days ago
My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing
Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Pumkin
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Yoink!
Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 days ago
Wot. That’s crazy. “Labtop” is harder to pronounce (minimally so but still) with voiced b immediately followed by voiceless t. Everything I know about linguistics (not that much, tbh) tells me that, if anything, a thing called “labtop” should over time evolve to be called “laptop”*, because it’s easier on the speaker with voiceless p and t.
^* … maybe even lappop…?^
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Yeah it blew me away too. I had though I’d heard a b sound a few times while talking to people but it wasn’t until someone sent in their device with a note attached that I realized it was a real thing. I’ve seen it a few more times since then (email, etc)
monotremata@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Clearly something is pushing in the direction of voiced instead. The ultimate form is presumably “lambdop.”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It is interesting how some terms over time are mispronounced and spelled incorrectly. And those doing it have no clue as to the actual term and how it is spelled
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Trying to politely correct everyone is like hurting cats.