I only use my Erin Friar these days.
Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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oo1@lemmings.world 4 months ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Michael wave is one of those terms I’ve started using just to see if people will notice or address that it’s wrong. Like asking someone to pass the Parmesan cheese but calling it the paramecium cheese/paracetamol cheese/Paris Olympian cheese/parenthetical cheese
muyessir@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You are the source of bone apple tea-isms
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I tell people I need to use the mushroom. …50/50 recognition.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I need to use the mushroom
Is what a talking sled dog would say when in need of a pee break.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
Made by Micheal Soft
Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 months ago
I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the truth behind Michaelsoft Binbows: youtu.be/yDzAAjzbV5g :)
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Love this video. Such devotion to Michaelsoft Binbows.
finley@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Just imagine being the person who went their entire life believing the word “microwave“ was actually “Michael wave“.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I would suggest illiteracy, yet they were able to write the note. One ad for appliances, a trip through an appliance section in a store…heck, it’s probably spelled out on the actual microwave itself and would show someone how it’s spelled.
I’d suggest it’s deliberately misspelled for effect, but the number of people who keep wrecking basic words like “could of”, too/to, there/their/they’re despite there being plenty of correct examples to read in daily life is far too high for me to assume someone wouldn’t be ignorant, willfully or otherwise.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Heee heeee ding !
“Dinner is ready”
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
As a veteran dumper of useful stuff in the street, this is missing a magical word:
WORKS!
This is especially important during the age of CRT monitors since mischief-makers are glad to assume otherwise and smash the tube.
This magic word makes stuff disappear twice as fast.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tried it with the dishes in my sink…they are still there am I doing it wrong?
ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I know we should all be used to it by now but it’s crazy to me that Daewoo makes everything from heavy equipment to container ships to cars to microwaves. Imagine having a refrigerator with a Chrysler badge on it.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 4 months ago
Hitachi is another another. Hydraulic excavators, air conditioners, elevators, vibrators, and ultrasound machines (for when you trade the vibrator in for the real thing. Either way they have a product for you).
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Philips makes everything from TVs to vital life or death monitoring equipment to barbeque grills.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 4 months ago
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Or a gun.
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 months ago
As a kid, my family’s first VCR was a Daewoo. Imagine my surprise when we passed some road construction and I saw the Daewoo excavators and other heavy machinery. Later on, a girl in my highschool class had a Daewoo. That one blew my mind even more for some reason.
Steak@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
FREE MICHAEL HE DINDO NUFFIN
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just a heads up “Dindu Nuffin” is something racists call black people on hate sites.
locahosr443@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wtf is wrong with those people… Don’t answer, not worth it
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I like listening to Michael-wave 😎🎶🪇
Ravi@feddit.org 4 months ago
Chef Michael “Mike” Wave, pay him some respect…
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Ok that’s a pretty cool design for a microwave tho
fossphi@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Yes, it looks so lickable
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
OwO
Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I have that microwave, my only complaint is that it’s a little small. The knob is much nicer than buttons
bcgm3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s because it was designed by Michael Wave.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
free microwave oven transformer? yes please
mfdoom@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Probably full of tubberware
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
just get it out of my sight
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Can’t properly spell “microwave,” can properly spell “Michael?”
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
At work I see more and more people call their computers “labtops” instead of “laptops”. A Michael wave doesn’t surprise me.
Routhinator@startrek.website 4 months ago
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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
We’ve been sharing this one
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abfarid@startrek.website 4 months ago
Dang, that labtop is so old it has a dialup modem built-in.
klemptor@startrek.website 4 months ago
My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing
Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Pumkin
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Yoink!
Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 months ago
Wot. That’s crazy. “Labtop” is harder to pronounce (minimally so but still) with voiced b immediately followed by voiceless t. Everything I know about linguistics (not that much, tbh) tells me that, if anything, a thing called “labtop” should over time evolve to be called “laptop”*, because it’s easier on the speaker with voiceless p and t.
^* … maybe even lappop…?^
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Yeah it blew me away too. I had though I’d heard a b sound a few times while talking to people but it wasn’t until someone sent in their device with a note attached that I realized it was a real thing. I’ve seen it a few more times since then (email, etc)
monotremata@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Clearly something is pushing in the direction of voiced instead. The ultimate form is presumably “lambdop.”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It is interesting how some terms over time are mispronounced and spelled incorrectly. And those doing it have no clue as to the actual term and how it is spelled
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Trying to politely correct everyone is like hurting cats.