I only use my Erin Friar these days.
Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?
Submitted 1 year ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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oo1@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Michael wave is one of those terms I’ve started using just to see if people will notice or address that it’s wrong. Like asking someone to pass the Parmesan cheese but calling it the paramecium cheese/paracetamol cheese/Paris Olympian cheese/parenthetical cheese
muyessir@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are the source of bone apple tea-isms
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I tell people I need to use the mushroom. …50/50 recognition.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I need to use the mushroom
Is what a talking sled dog would say when in need of a pee break.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Made by Micheal Soft
Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 year ago
I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the truth behind Michaelsoft Binbows: youtu.be/yDzAAjzbV5g :)
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Love this video. Such devotion to Michaelsoft Binbows.
finley@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Just imagine being the person who went their entire life believing the word “microwave“ was actually “Michael wave“.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would suggest illiteracy, yet they were able to write the note. One ad for appliances, a trip through an appliance section in a store…heck, it’s probably spelled out on the actual microwave itself and would show someone how it’s spelled.
I’d suggest it’s deliberately misspelled for effect, but the number of people who keep wrecking basic words like “could of”, too/to, there/their/they’re despite there being plenty of correct examples to read in daily life is far too high for me to assume someone wouldn’t be ignorant, willfully or otherwise.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Heee heeee ding !
“Dinner is ready”
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
As a veteran dumper of useful stuff in the street, this is missing a magical word:
WORKS!
This is especially important during the age of CRT monitors since mischief-makers are glad to assume otherwise and smash the tube.
This magic word makes stuff disappear twice as fast.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tried it with the dishes in my sink…they are still there am I doing it wrong?
ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I know we should all be used to it by now but it’s crazy to me that Daewoo makes everything from heavy equipment to container ships to cars to microwaves. Imagine having a refrigerator with a Chrysler badge on it.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Hitachi is another another. Hydraulic excavators, air conditioners, elevators, vibrators, and ultrasound machines (for when you trade the vibrator in for the real thing. Either way they have a product for you).
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Philips makes everything from TVs to vital life or death monitoring equipment to barbeque grills.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Or a gun.
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 year ago
As a kid, my family’s first VCR was a Daewoo. Imagine my surprise when we passed some road construction and I saw the Daewoo excavators and other heavy machinery. Later on, a girl in my highschool class had a Daewoo. That one blew my mind even more for some reason.
Steak@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
FREE MICHAEL HE DINDO NUFFIN
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just a heads up “Dindu Nuffin” is something racists call black people on hate sites.
locahosr443@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wtf is wrong with those people… Don’t answer, not worth it
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I like listening to Michael-wave 😎🎶🪇
Ravi@feddit.org 1 year ago
Chef Michael “Mike” Wave, pay him some respect…
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Ok that’s a pretty cool design for a microwave tho
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I have that microwave, my only complaint is that it’s a little small. The knob is much nicer than buttons
bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s because it was designed by Michael Wave.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
free microwave oven transformer? yes please
mfdoom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably full of tubberware
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
just get it out of my sight
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can’t properly spell “microwave,” can properly spell “Michael?”
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
At work I see more and more people call their computers “labtops” instead of “laptops”. A Michael wave doesn’t surprise me.
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 year ago
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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
We’ve been sharing this one
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abfarid@startrek.website 1 year ago
Dang, that labtop is so old it has a dialup modem built-in.
klemptor@startrek.website 1 year ago
My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing
Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Pumkin
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Yoink!
Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 year ago
Wot. That’s crazy. “Labtop” is harder to pronounce (minimally so but still) with voiced b immediately followed by voiceless t. Everything I know about linguistics (not that much, tbh) tells me that, if anything, a thing called “labtop” should over time evolve to be called “laptop”*, because it’s easier on the speaker with voiceless p and t.
^* … maybe even lappop…?^
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yeah it blew me away too. I had though I’d heard a b sound a few times while talking to people but it wasn’t until someone sent in their device with a note attached that I realized it was a real thing. I’ve seen it a few more times since then (email, etc)
monotremata@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Clearly something is pushing in the direction of voiced instead. The ultimate form is presumably “lambdop.”
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It is interesting how some terms over time are mispronounced and spelled incorrectly. And those doing it have no clue as to the actual term and how it is spelled
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trying to politely correct everyone is like hurting cats.