Squorlple
@Squorlple@lemmy.world
I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 1 day ago:
- Comment on Priorities 5 days ago:
The top eighth of a billionaire and the bottom seven-eighths of a billionaire
- Comment on 4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs. 6 days ago:
When you’re too old to rock ‘n’ roll and you’re too young to die
- Comment on Is it possible to design a (pen and paper) cipher that is secure against government cryptanalysis for at least 10 years? 6 days ago:
The code could associate skipped or unskipped symbols with the location of stars in the sky at a distant point in time unknown to those trying to break the code
- Comment on Bawitdaba 1 week ago:
The three circles can overlap. Peter Gabriel, for example. Probably David Byrne, Brian Eno, Nina Simone too, off the top of my head.
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 1 week ago:
Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements
- Comment on Too real 2 weeks ago:
Tbh when I played it as a kid I felt like I needed a help system for the help system
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- Comment on Freedumb 2 weeks ago:
Real Americans have red and white skin like the US flag. Soon to be implemented are mandatory blue eyes too
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- Comment on I’d find a way to burn it 2 weeks ago:
When life gives you lemonade, make lemonade
- Comment on I choose...you? 3 weeks ago:
Thunder Clap? They knew, man.
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- Comment on ai comments on cbs videos, but why? 3 weeks ago:
Hopping in here to clarify for OP that these aren’t AI. They’re just spam bots. Their scripts are pre-generated and may at most contain a vague reference to specifics of the video. They are not unique to CBS videos in any way. Many YouTube channels curate spam out of their comments but that process is time-consuming and/or leads to accidental censorship of unproblematic comments.
- Comment on Me between shifts 3 weeks ago:
Ready Player One
- Comment on What is acceptable amount of microplastics you would allow into your brain? 4 weeks ago:
1,000,000 ppm
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 4 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t do it. Consciousness is like the worst thing I’ve experienced ever.
Also, this prompt might be better suited for !asklemmy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Does anyone actually know what MAGA all agree they are getting out of all this? 4 weeks ago:
It hurts people who aren’t in their arbitrary in-group, and they believe that is good. They believe any affliction to them by way of those harming the out-group is a necessary sacrifice to cleanse society of the evil sin of not being in their arbitrary in-group.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Budget isn’t really pinned down to a number. I don’t need anything top end so probably several hundred USD max ideally?
Usage is mostly internet. Background picture in picture for YouTube/Twitch would be great. I use apps to do banking and pay bills. Snapchat, email, and Google Suite are needed. Text/call and a web browser are given. I do occasional photography so a basic HD camera would be needed.
I use my phone most waking hours, even passively to play music while working or driving.
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 2 months ago:
Michael wave is one of those terms I’ve started using just to see if people will notice or address that it’s wrong. Like asking someone to pass the Parmesan cheese but calling it the paramecium cheese/paracetamol cheese/Paris Olympian cheese/parenthetical cheese
- Comment on BLASTing 3 months ago:
My guess is this meme was taken from some social media site that suppresses non-advertiser friendly content so anything that isn’t totally milquetoast on a facile level is censored, ex. “crap” would become “cr*p”
- Comment on pod racing 3 months ago:
Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 4 months ago:
Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools
- Comment on 4 months ago:
It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead
- Comment on My wife misspoke and said "Neil Degrasse TITAN" 5 months ago:
“You all will be stardust”
- Comment on I'd like to thank my supporters... 5 months ago:
You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout
- Comment on If Necromancy suddenly became possible, can the undead be called as a witness during court proceedings? 6 months ago:
What recourse would there be against perjury?
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- Comment on Words truly matter 6 months ago:
Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
