Squorlple
@Squorlple@lemmy.world
I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
- Comment on pod racing 1 week ago:
Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 3 weeks ago:
Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead
- Comment on My wife misspoke and said "Neil Degrasse TITAN" 1 month ago:
“You all will be stardust”
- Comment on I'd like to thank my supporters... 2 months ago:
You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout
- Comment on If Necromancy suddenly became possible, can the undead be called as a witness during court proceedings? 2 months ago:
What recourse would there be against perjury?
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- Comment on Words truly matter 2 months ago:
Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
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- Comment on Want to see me with the covers off, big boy? [NSFJDV] 3 months ago:
Oh, the acronym stands for Not Safe For J.D. Vance. I thought that NSFJDV was the IKEA name for this type of couch.
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- Comment on Boy meat 4 months ago:
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- Comment on Which one was your favorite guys 4 months ago:
Marcus Aurelius is known for his philosophy and other writings. The name “Marcus Aurelius” sounds like “Marcus or Elius”, which Henry Cavill in the meme mistakes as a choice between two actual people. Not wanting to come across as unread, meme Henry Cavill responds with a boastful affirmative answer. However, because he has not heard of Marcus Aurelius, meme Henry Cavill’s response of “Both” reveals his pseudo-intellectualism, intention to deceive, and insecurity to the interviewer and the audience.
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- Comment on Heathens! 4 months ago:
He’s got resting Oppenheimer (2023) face
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bce5a2bf-6b60-4514-ba36-2716f3935f4c.jpeg
- Comment on Space Alert 4 months ago:
It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space
- Comment on Growing Old 4 months ago:
More effort for the creator to edit? Possibly isolates audiences unfamiliar with the franchise, particularly those who wouldn’t know that the fish is a newscaster or that the stylized TV is a TV? Also, the wojak is underwater and as a human presumably wouldn’t be able to breathe (boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder).
I’m also just now noticing that a real life photo of clothes has been edited onto the cartoon wojak. It seems like there’s too much hyperstylization in the visuals in contrast to what is supposed to be a generic idea in the message.
- Comment on Growing Old 4 months ago:
I never understood why this particular meme needed to be told from within the SpongeBob universe
- Comment on The justices of the supreme court ruled that Trump was immune and effectively above the law while being president. What is now stopping Biden from bringing a gun to the next debate? 4 months ago:
Could Biden just say “I officially declare Trump the head of a terrorist organization” before firing the gun?
- Comment on You are in this solar system, but we do not grant you the rank of planet 6 months ago:
Hmmm… Lost a planet Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.
- Comment on You are in this solar system, but we do not grant you the rank of planet 6 months ago:
Planet ~x~
- Comment on You are in this solar system, but we do not grant you the rank of planet 6 months ago:
It’s like … mythology or something, and the planet(oid) being anthropomorphized.
I mean, the planet(oid)s are named after gods.
The personification of its classification is probably related to the exclusivity of the title and “bigger is better” mentality. Since every life form has a taxonomy for domain to species, there’s not really an exclusivity to each echelon. I don’t imagine anybody really thinks like this meme below, for example:
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- Comment on The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend 6 months ago:
1 mile ≈ 528 halves of a giraffe
- Comment on Today's lunch 6 months ago:
POV: you are French
- Comment on Patience 8 months ago:
But is it still the same plane?
- Comment on C6 Vertebrae 10 months ago:
How do I get aligned with this chakra?
