Squorlple
@Squorlple@lemmy.world
I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
- Comment on [deleted] 4 hours ago:
Pull one of these bad boys on him
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
In the USA, they just become organized peddlers of bigotry and misinformation to take away people’s rights
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 2 weeks ago:
Give them a federally issued punch card and say after you lose 10 social security cards you get a free sub and chips combo
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 2 weeks ago:
Ummm have you ever seen Elon Musk’s social security card??? And how much tax does he pay??? That’s what I thought.
- Comment on damn it'd look soooooo cool 2 weeks ago:
Gives a new meaning to Knuckles the Echidna
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 2 weeks ago:
Avoid playing taxes with this one weird trick
- Comment on Baby face next to name 2 weeks ago:
Certain Lemmy apps show the baby face emoji next to newly created accounts. I assume this is a futureproofing measure against spam or bot accounts by bringing the newness of the account to other users’ attention so they know to be more wary of them. Based on my previous experience hunting bots on Reddit, I think this is an excellent futureproofing feature.
If you’re using the Voyager app, you can activate or deactivate this indicator on your end by going to the General settings in the app and switching the New Account Highlightenator. Other users will still see the baby face next to your username until you age out of it, but I don’t know how long will take.
Welcome to Lemmy!
- Comment on X (Twitter) is down in worldwide outage. 4 weeks ago:
Interesting. Looking into this.
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Priorities 5 weeks ago:
The top eighth of a billionaire and the bottom seven-eighths of a billionaire
- Comment on 4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs. 5 weeks ago:
When you’re too old to rock ‘n’ roll and you’re too young to die
- Comment on Is it possible to design a (pen and paper) cipher that is secure against government cryptanalysis for at least 10 years? 5 weeks ago:
The code could associate skipped or unskipped symbols with the location of stars in the sky at a distant point in time unknown to those trying to break the code
- Comment on Bawitdaba 5 weeks ago:
The three circles can overlap. Peter Gabriel, for example. Probably David Byrne, Brian Eno, Nina Simone too, off the top of my head.
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 5 weeks ago:
Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements
- Comment on Too real 1 month ago:
Tbh when I played it as a kid I felt like I needed a help system for the help system
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- Comment on Freedumb 1 month ago:
Real Americans have red and white skin like the US flag. Soon to be implemented are mandatory blue eyes too
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- Comment on I’d find a way to burn it 1 month ago:
When life gives you lemonade, make lemonade
- Comment on I choose...you? 1 month ago:
Thunder Clap? They knew, man.
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- Comment on ai comments on cbs videos, but why? 1 month ago:
Hopping in here to clarify for OP that these aren’t AI. They’re just spam bots. Their scripts are pre-generated and may at most contain a vague reference to specifics of the video. They are not unique to CBS videos in any way. Many YouTube channels curate spam out of their comments but that process is time-consuming and/or leads to accidental censorship of unproblematic comments.
- Comment on Me between shifts 1 month ago:
Ready Player One
- Comment on What is acceptable amount of microplastics you would allow into your brain? 1 month ago:
1,000,000 ppm
- Comment on If scientists could make you immortal but could only do it by transferring your consciousness into a single video game for ever, which game would you choose? 1 month ago:
I wouldn’t do it. Consciousness is like the worst thing I’ve experienced ever.
Also, this prompt might be better suited for !asklemmy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Does anyone actually know what MAGA all agree they are getting out of all this? 2 months ago:
It hurts people who aren’t in their arbitrary in-group, and they believe that is good. They believe any affliction to them by way of those harming the out-group is a necessary sacrifice to cleanse society of the evil sin of not being in their arbitrary in-group.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Budget isn’t really pinned down to a number. I don’t need anything top end so probably several hundred USD max ideally?
Usage is mostly internet. Background picture in picture for YouTube/Twitch would be great. I use apps to do banking and pay bills. Snapchat, email, and Google Suite are needed. Text/call and a web browser are given. I do occasional photography so a basic HD camera would be needed.
I use my phone most waking hours, even passively to play music while working or driving.
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 2 months ago:
Michael wave is one of those terms I’ve started using just to see if people will notice or address that it’s wrong. Like asking someone to pass the Parmesan cheese but calling it the paramecium cheese/paracetamol cheese/Paris Olympian cheese/parenthetical cheese
- Comment on BLASTing 4 months ago:
My guess is this meme was taken from some social media site that suppresses non-advertiser friendly content so anything that isn’t totally milquetoast on a facile level is censored, ex. “crap” would become “cr*p”
