finley
@finley@lemm.ee
I finally kicked the Reddit monkey. Please forgive me.
- Comment on For weeks you drove past this sign. And you just couldn't resist attaching this 2 weeks ago:
I get plenty your mums a very giving person
I have no idea what this means.
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 2 weeks ago:
Just imagine being the person who went their entire life believing the word “microwave“ was actually “Michael wave“.
- Comment on For weeks you drove past this sign. And you just couldn't resist attaching this 2 weeks ago:
This may explain why you don’t get any
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
Remember a time when he was the worst person on the Supreme Court?
I miss those times.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
When people shit on Apple - esp Jobs - they forget that it was Jobs who directed the company to fight the FBI to protect our right to on-device encryption. And the FBI backed down because they knew if they went to the Supreme Court, chief Justice, Antonin Scalia, who was a huge supporter of encryption, would guarantee any challengers to that right would lose.
The political climate is different today, but because of Apple fighting for the right of every person to have on device encryption, we all owe him a debt.
Yes, Steve Jobs and chief Justice Antonin Scalia were both immeasurable pieces of shit, but some good came from them. And it’s a lasting good that will ensure the rights of individuals to encrypted their own data, possibly for generations.
Again, I’m not defending either jobs nor Scalia, they were terrible people. But they did do some good.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
Which is what makes it particularly disgusting when an LGBTQ-aligned individual commits such horrendous acts.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
Bad gay!
When you’re a traitor to your own kind for the sake of an unquenchable thirst for profit, you become an enemy to LGBTQ+ folks.
Fuck you, Tim Apple
- Comment on I don't know how it stays on. 2 weeks ago:
Suction cup on the bottom. Are you telling me your dildo doesn’t have one? Then how are you supposed to stick it to the floor or wall and ride it?
- Comment on New social experiment 2 weeks ago:
/Library
- Comment on Why do airplanes have big front "headlights"? 2 weeks ago:
Most planes do have green and red lights on the tips of their wings.
- Comment on This is in a small convenience store where you can buy food things and heat them up while in the store 2 weeks ago:
For a drug test. If it’s cold, they know it’s not yours.
- Comment on Potentially habitable planet TRAPPIST-1b may have a carbon dioxide-rich atmosphere, The innermost Earth-like planet in the famous TRAPPIST-1 system might be capable of supporting a thick atmosphere 2 weeks ago:
I think you’re forgetting Stargate technology…
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 3 weeks ago:
It’s much easier to just look at the mod logs then to sort through a bunch of code.
Just FYI
- Comment on Do You Need A VPN? 3 weeks ago:
Everyone should use a VPN always.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Yabba dabba doo
- Comment on do ribbed condoms feel better than smooth during anal? 3 months ago:
I’ve never noticed a difference on either end
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Jordbert Denirerson: Ronin-U 3 months ago:
How has he not overdosed on Xanax yet?
- Comment on I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this. 3 months ago:
Whatever
- Comment on Hoggies 3 months ago:
I do (or did) speak Latin. Nowadays it’s mostly bits and pieces.
I’m sorry, but I don’t have anything to recommend
- Comment on I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this. 3 months ago:
Because I was born in 1979
- Comment on I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this. 3 months ago:
First of all, that Fisher-Price record player was legend. Like much of GenX, it was my first, yet surprisingly decent. I’ve had many turntables in my day, none is dearer to my heart.
- Comment on Hoggies 3 months ago:
See, this is why etymology is such a fascinating field.
- Comment on Miracles 3 months ago:
At first I didn’t think it could get more disturbing.
Then it did.
- Comment on Hear me out 3 months ago:
This would be cool, although likely extremely expensive to make.
- Comment on This should be the right address.... 3 months ago:
My first thought. Are they tongue-based? Maybe this guy is just very dedicated to getting his oral game on-point.
When I was younger, I certainly knew that the only way I’d go from good to awesome is with practice practice practice. It paid off.
- Comment on Never ask 3 months ago:
Don’t ask his family at the funeral, anyway.
Like you could interrogate meat chunks.
- Comment on Mozilla exits the fediverse and will shutter its Mastodon server in December | TechCrunch 3 months ago:
Cowards. Mozilla has forgotten its roots at its own peril.
- Comment on Launches 4 months ago:
Ummm… quick question: Isn’t that all just a matter of timing?
- Comment on Why is Israel afraid to allow foreign journalists in Gaza? What's it hiding? | Editorial 4 months ago:
You know
- Comment on Scotty, 1 to beam up 4 months ago:
My work here is done