Here’s my proposal:
I’ve heard the claim numerous times that people leave a tremendous carbon footprint. Each person would be assigned a certain amount of “carbon credits” that their life is worth, and the value slowly declines as they get older. If they choose to, one can hop in the expiration bin and donate those remaining credits to a cause of their choice: they can give them to their children, family, or friends, donate them to a charity or research group, etc.
I can just imagine the ads where companies try to compel you to take the early-expiration route while relinquishing your credits to them “for the greater good” or some other such nonsense
Children mass-produced for the glorious stream of carbon credits it would award
Microsoft, Amazon, Tesla et al provide “expiration tanks” in convenient places that send the credits directly to them after each “donation”
Wtf i need to go back to sleep, lol
Night night lemmy ✨
FireWire400@lemmy.world 3 months ago
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 3 months ago
GamePassAway
Contingencyfork@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m not paying 4 bucks a month unless it’s ad free
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Please Select Your 90-Second Ad Experience While Your Sarco Pod Initiates
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I bet they don’t very many cancelations either.
FireWire400@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You can tell me that’s not part of the business model…
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 months ago
The last thing you’ll ever need to pirate.
dan80@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
At least the Jolly Roger flag is very accurate, in this case 🏴☠️
WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The design files and software will probably be pirate-able within a couple of years.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 months ago
I never thought the rich would paywall dying.
very_well_lost@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Really? Back on the day even Charon took his cut.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Deal breaker, it should be one time fee