MyFairJulia
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
- Comment on How is the hydrogen made? 3 weeks ago:
Didn‘t we have a process to electrically synthesize hydrogen out of water?
- Comment on Probably shouldn't be talking to The rapist 3 weeks ago:
Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶
- Comment on Life? What do you mean? This ain't life, it's surviving 4 weeks ago:
I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!
- Comment on once in a lifetime 4 weeks ago:
Same as it ever was
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Evangelical app 'Bless Every Home' is mapping personal information of immigrants and non-Christians in a bid to conduct door-to-door religious conversions and “prayerwalking” rituals targeting them. 1 month ago:
It’s fine. Transitioning to Couchbase was fine. Was a bit weird getting used to NoSQL… Oh you mean my hormone therapy!
- Comment on Reddit's new paid ads look exactly like user posts 1 month ago:
Oh, would you look at the time! It’s the year of the fediverse!
- Comment on Evangelical app 'Bless Every Home' is mapping personal information of immigrants and non-Christians in a bid to conduct door-to-door religious conversions and “prayerwalking” rituals targeting them. 1 month ago:
I had such an apologetic coming up to me. When i told them my name was “‘Julia’); DROP TABLE neighborhoods;” they were immediately irate!
- Comment on What if NASCAR had no rules? 2 months ago:
XKCD basically took Class B Rallys to their logical conclusion.
- Comment on State your music taste chat 2 months ago:
Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?
- Comment on Apple Wants To Kill PWAs 2 months ago:
Apple cites security concerns for killing PWAs in europe. I mean they could‘ve made changes to the system to allow running PWAs in other browser engines by offering an API in which other applications could hook themselves into, akin to how Android did it with the web activity that is used by other apps.
But then that would mean conceding to the EU and we can‘t have that, can we?
- Comment on Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users towards Edge in a new Research Report 2 months ago:
The EU forced Microsoft to offer a browser picker dialog. I’ve been wondering where that went and according to Wikipedia that judgement that compelled Microsoft to make the browser picker has expired. And thus… Microsoft dropped it immediately.
- Comment on Aliens decide to communicate with us 4 months ago:
Humanity shall receive the gift of estrogen!
- Comment on Political discussions on the internet. 4 months ago:
You Scots sure are a contentious bunch
- Comment on Keep the Chryst in Chrysler! 4 months ago:
Happy Hondukkah!
- Comment on I'm Sonic, I hate cops 4 months ago:
Don‘t forget your Miranda rights, because the cops will do and they won‘t get consequences for this at all.
- Comment on Unreal body standards 4 months ago:
How many knees?
- Comment on Thank you plastics :) 4 months ago:
I too would be annoyed if some stupid chemical came around and did what i did but with a mocking tone.
Testosterone: „Allow me to increase sperm production.“
Phtalate: „AlLOw Me tO iNcReASe SpERm prOdUcTiOn.“ - Comment on The barbieheimer debate rages 4 months ago:
My gf and me watched both Oppenheimer and Barbie a few weeks before we got together. I loved both movies equally and my gf definitely preferred Oppenheimer.
- Comment on The new Mammoth app is a much simpler take on Mastodon | The Verge 4 months ago:
The EU is (finally) coming for Apple‘s ass. So Sideloading might finally become a thing on iOS.
Until then we have Signulous to sign our apps for Sideloading. There are also other options but those require a PC nearby so up to three apps can be signed for 7 days at a time.
Also tell me how Apple and Apple users have ruined Android. I‘ve been using Android phones since Android 2.1 and switched to an iPhone recently solely because my company gifted me an iPhone 14 Pro Max. And through all those years i didn‘t notice Apple or Apple users ruining Android.
- Comment on should i?? 5 months ago:
It‘s pronounced WIG!
- Comment on Krustavo Crabs wants you to make 40 krabby patties Spobgebob. No half measures, Spongebob. 5 months ago:
Patrick! Patrick, we need to make krabby patties!
- Comment on Captured 5 months ago:
I‘M LEAVING SIMON IN CUBAN RUM FOR A WEEK… OR UNTIL SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS!
- Comment on I feel so sotty sorry for the poor rock man 5 months ago:
There was a landlord on TikTok who essentially asked for tips. He had his friend play a renter that refused to tip him and argued that if waiters get tipped just for delivering the food to the table, the landlord totally deserves a tip for being available for calls and fixing stuff.
One giant shitstorm later and we end up with this meme and the landlord making a TikTok in which he said that it all was a joke.
- Comment on From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... 5 months ago:
I craved the strength and certainty of Pepto-Bismol.
- Comment on Weird 🤔 5 months ago:
To quote Postal Dude: “Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?”
(Holds petition titled “Make insulting new members on lemmy.world compulsory”)
- Comment on I love that SNW kept that detail in the uniform 5 months ago:
Can you hear that, costume designers? This is the sound of my 3D printer! It says „I‘ll have these deltas printed in no time.“
- Comment on The problem is I'm not sure which I'm supposed to do right now. 5 months ago:
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Riiise-
CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES? I COULD BARELY GER ANY PROPER SLEEP IN STASIS!
- Comment on Poor planning 5 months ago:
Obi Wan: Not to worry, we‘re still running half a tank!
- Comment on 412 6 months ago:
Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?