Out of coffee
Shart, not fart
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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Comments
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.
rockerface@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Still no sleep
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Want to KMS
Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Suicide attempt 12
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
If you’re on number 12 and still here you’re lifes a comedy, not a tragedy
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Task failed successfully
nebulaone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
[deleted]pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Yeah for real
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Cat hates you.
Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
The worst fate.
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
The prompt said sad, not horror
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
God creates man
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
burnt my tosst
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
I’m on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:
Toast got cold Toast without butter
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.
lath@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Brown bathroom walls.
Generalteetius01@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Thai chili curry.
udon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
this burns twice
Snoopey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
War never changes
m0darn@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Dead Harambe timeline
CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Toothpaste orange juice
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
boonhet@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Try finger but hole
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh no.
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Out of tacos
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 weeks ago
Remembering cringey memories.
c0smokram3r@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Every friggin day.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Remember when you
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Cells dividing uncontrollably.
Exusia@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dick went flaccid.
LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Been there too
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Welcome to Jonestown
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Bent my wookie
nebulaone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Mutually assured destruction
prayer@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Shaka, walls fell.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is more of a horror story than a sad one.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Want fart, afraid
blujan@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
You were late
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Grandmother at twenty.
Letsdothis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Egads! This is quite terrible when you realize the implications.
Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Please God no
sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
New motorcycle, tetraplegia.
dactylotheca@suppo.fi 5 weeks ago
Still not dead
CompN12@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 weeks ago
Asshole out again.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This isn’t sad.
Resol@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Queer Moroccan. End.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
No more cheese
gnutrino@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
No, more cheese!