gnutrino
@gnutrino@programming.dev
- Comment on UK Home Office hands Fujitsu contracts worth £25mn 2 weeks ago:
It was the Post Office that lied about it but the software Fujitsu developed was still shit.
- Comment on Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people Britain from their tyrannical government” 3 weeks ago:
Yes. No oil.
hastily hides the north sea oil fields
- Comment on it's just a suggestion 2 months ago:
It’s alright, given the current performance of Blue Origin it’ll take him a decade or two to get the missile working.
- Comment on Just a little guy 2 months ago:
The bite actually doesn’t kill you, it just shuts down your nervous system so you can’t breath.
I feel that’s like saying “getting mauled by a bear doesn’t kill you, it just causes major lacerations so all your blood leaks out”. Technically sure, but it seems like a bit of a pedantic distinction…
- Comment on He protecc 2 months ago:
I’ll settle for not being exposed to hard vacuum and high radiation doses to satisfy the curiosity of scientists tbh.
- Comment on Eat lead 2 months ago:
Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.
- Comment on Northern Lights shimmer over UK in stunning photos 3 months ago:
Solar maximum is 2025 so there should still be plenty of opportunity to see them.
- Comment on Oh Mon Dieu! 3 months ago:
What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?
- Comment on We met at a bar 4 months ago:
The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 4 months ago:
Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass
…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.
- Comment on Disney Seeking Dismissal of Raglan Road Death Lawsuit Because Victim Was Disney+ Subscriber 5 months ago:
This should be what finally starts the push to guillotine the upper management of Disney but I guess we’ve got to take whatever we can get.
- Comment on Shart, not fart 5 months ago:
No, more cheese!
- Comment on Why is it so easy to avoid nettles as an adult? 5 months ago:
- Comment on Brock’s gotta chill 6 months ago:
- Comment on An angry admin shares the CrowdStrike outage experience 6 months ago:
Sure but the chances of your Windows and Linux machines shitting the bed at the same time is less than if everything is running Windows. It’s exactly the same reason you keep a physical copy (which after all can break/burn down etc.) - more baskets to spread your eggs across.
- Comment on Underground caves do exist on the Moon, radar observations confirm 6 months ago:
Got to get to Mars for those
- Comment on Choose wisely 6 months ago:
Dice, obviously.
- Comment on Not to mom shame... 7 months ago:
- Comment on Elon Musk has another secret child with exec at his brain implant company 7 months ago:
Money is a hell of an aphrodisiac
- Comment on Get scattered 7 months ago:
Although, maybe they are saying that no one knows how sunsets work and so therefore a wizard did it. I would hope it is that first thing though.
There is still a decent chance it’s the second tbh. Fucking magnets/tide goes in etc.
- Comment on Tacos. 8 months ago:
That’s for what comes after the Tacos I think.
- Comment on Dickite 8 months ago:
Will it be Cummingtonite though?
- Comment on I'm confused 8 months ago:
I’m confused and bi, does that count?
- Comment on How do recommend eating this? 8 months ago:
Well you know what they say: when life gives you lemonussy, make lemonussyade.
- Comment on Tour dates 8 months ago:
apolgy for poor english
when were you when beethoven dies
i was at house watching dog movie when phone ring
“Beethoven is kill”
“no”
- Comment on Yep 8 months ago:
“In the pipe, 5 by 5”
- Comment on Yep 8 months ago:
Uhuh
- Comment on Confused Reddit Users After Coming to Lemmy (Apparently) 8 months ago:
There are so many though. Which ones? Which ones do they post on?
- Comment on Confused Reddit Users After Coming to Lemmy (Apparently) 8 months ago:
Oh my god, that’s disgusting. Furry and anime porn on Lemmy? Where, where do they post those?
- Comment on Tory MP suspended over alleged misuse of campaign funds 9 months ago:
I guess if you know you’re going to lose your seat at the next election anyway why not embezzle some campaign funds while you still can.