Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.
Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
Submitted 1 month ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.
(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Which episode is it?
Lemjukes@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Think I found it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cave Dwellers.
menemen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What show is that?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!
en.wikipedia.org/…/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000
Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or bring a fucking scope
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh this has layers
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shrek?
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
nelly_man@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
huginn@feddit.it 1 month ago
Don’t miss. It’s always more impressive when you don’t miss.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
irreticent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Shoot the president
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think it’s a long shot.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also, being a lesbian will probably help.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is good
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
irreticent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
/woooosh
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now
obinice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.
We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪
Enzy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
196 on her lawn
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How many people are actually going to get this?
loutr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.
Randelung@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh he has YT channel now 😂
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Guy has a YouTube channel
m.youtube.com/channel/UCck3J5KR3INUP1K-hrBe8iA
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Surprisingly based chap.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Did not know that was Jodie Foster, seen it a lot on Imgur.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.
ahto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Yep, I learned something new today.
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are dozens of un old farts here.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?
Kayday@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.
spoiler
pretty cool song right?
spoiler
Anyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he infestation Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.
trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I learnt about it on an episode of American Dad LOL
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
It was the Well There’s Your Problem podcast on an episode talking about PSR or something like that for me
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Definitely not me.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.