I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.
There’s a lot going on here
Submitted 4 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 months ago
what if a wasted justin timberlake did?
joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 4 months ago
honk
Delphia@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.
nomous@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd.
DannyMac@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Juggalos and juggalettes?
SOMETHINGSWRONG@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I gotta disagree fam, white boys and black boys alike adore this car for some weird reason and they are always the trashiest people you’ll ever meet. They don’t have to be poor to be trashy either.
Lightor@lemmy.world 4 months ago
On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?
DrDominate@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That is the grandma
match@pawb.social 4 months ago
Dom Granny “The Armwarmer” Juggalo
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 months ago
that car is your granmas
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hey that’s my car.
PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Hi Mom!
mobilehugh@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
It’s a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime without the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sadly I can say this is not the first time I’ve seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.
thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year
FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 4 months ago
It’s not that sad. I feel like that’s a pretty general consensus.
I am pro banging local milves
riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I love it. I’d definitely honk.
Godric@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I believe exactly one of those statements.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This just screams to cops, pull me over!
We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean
GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 months ago
If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ooh, don’t do meth kids.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Look, don’t do any kids, no matter what drugs they’re on!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!
Gork@lemm.ee 4 months ago
He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.
Yoooooooo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pure Michigan
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Jesus Chrysler that’s a crazy Christ
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Underwear only slows down the fisting
thefrankring@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So many green flags.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
wordington driver
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
…better now?