Fuck the law
Submitted 1 week ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 week ago
shinratdr@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
It’s her expression that gets me
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn’t.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I bet he’s secretly smuggling chicken as well.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
He smuggles the entire poultry industry
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
casmael@lemm.ee 1 week ago
How did that turn out
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date
apocalypticat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Stuff contraband in pockets of matching sides, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.
Me: did you even read the caption?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens
Raxiel@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 1 week ago
If she didn’t bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn’t leave any room for the chicken.
That hat is a real Catch 22.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The air of superiority in that face. It’s like a surrealist mona lisa.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s because she knows that chicken is really tasty
norimee@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fuck the law
There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can’t even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If only that were true for every country on this earth
norimee@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don’t allow it, doesn’t mean there is a law.
My sister doesn’t allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn’t mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.
You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A business can forbid outside food, it’s not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I’ve never once seen a theater try or care.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can’t arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it’s false improsinment and they’ll get arrested instead.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hard to care when not paid enough.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The usher taking tickets is more concerned about hooking up with the girl working concessions than anything you got in your pocket
Source: used to be that teenager
polonius-rex@kbin.run 1 week ago
i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 week ago
Thanks for this OP, everyone I’ve shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It’s such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Goofy hats are whack yo
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 week ago
I’d hate to sit behind this person.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
It’s a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 week ago
Alas, I’m not into chicken, let alone head chicken.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I could put soooo many beans in one of those.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nah. That’s an entire air fryer in there.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 week ago
This is so hilarious.
gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Penis
yum@lemmy.eco.br 1 week ago
Epic
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
My thoughts, exactly 😌
Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Nbbb
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Popularize this fashion until everyone’s doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I’m putting fried chicken in mine.
RandomStickman@kbin.run 1 week ago
Normalise fried chicken cologne as well
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is No.11 your scent as well?
fastfoodclub.com/…/kfc-launched-bbq-cologne-and-s…
grue@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We tried, but then VW had to go and blow it.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
The real Buckethead
downpunxx@fedia.io 1 week ago
there will be dogs
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 week ago
For some, this is a plus.