You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.
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Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 week agoThe girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
That would have been smart, but at the time ‘funny’ was more important than ‘effective’, and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dude think about it – do you really want to eat pizza that’s been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Well, again, it’s Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.
…are you from somewhere that doesn’t have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as ‘edible’
casmael@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Fuckin cool, dude
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 week ago
So far I’m sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I got laid with pancakes!