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- Comment on goldcrests 21 hours ago:
Haha, so true!
- Comment on shark trash 2 weeks ago:
It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.
- Comment on Couscous is the glitter of foods. 3 weeks ago:
I consider myself well-coordinated, but I’ve had no such luck with couscous. Especially when transferring from the pot to another container. It decides to stick together, then randomly makes an avalanche as I’m scooping, creating a mess of grains from the countertop to the floor.
- Comment on Couscous is the glitter of foods. 3 weeks ago:
Yup! That happens every time with croissants.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 22 comments
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 3 weeks ago:
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Because some things are, and some things aren’t.
- Comment on How to improve your Lemmy experience 3 weeks ago:
Too bad it doesn’t work for filtering text in images, because here you are.
- Comment on Cable companies ask 5th Circuit to block FTC’s click-to-cancel rule | Cable companies worry rule will make it hard to talk customers out of canceling 3 weeks ago:
No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.
- Comment on Cable companies ask 5th Circuit to block FTC’s click-to-cancel rule | Cable companies worry rule will make it hard to talk customers out of canceling 3 weeks ago:
You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.
- Comment on Just Terrible 4 weeks ago:
Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.
- Comment on Just Terrible 4 weeks ago:
If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 1 month ago:
You’re assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.
- Comment on xkcd #2976: Time Traveler Causes of Death 2 months ago:
#1, during all eras: they didn’t get the space-travel part in space-time correct.
- Comment on If you live a million years you'll still never understand why someone would park right next to you in a forest campground when there's dozens upon dozens of empty spots with more privacy available. 4 months ago:
Nice! Looks like you answered a “million+ year” conundrum within 33 minutes.
- Comment on Fuck the law 4 months ago:
their pizza box is not the only thing that looks to be made of cardboard
- Comment on Fuck the law 4 months ago:
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
- Comment on It's lunch time babe 5 months ago:
When the conference chair takes their title too literally.
- Comment on Sad 6 months ago:
I was at a networking event with people with work people. They had a big tray of fruit and cheese that included a whole, unsliced pineapple displayed on the center, not being used. The caterers thought my request was wacky, but agreed to let me take the pineapple. The people I was with shamed me out of taking it, and I reluctantly dropped the pineapple. The ordeal became something we still reminisce about. I found a random pineapple on my desk one day. And we share pineapple-themed pictures when we happen upon something.
This particular day, I hit the pineapple jackpot.
- Comment on Me getting used to Lemmy 7 months ago:
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- Comment on AI will reduce workforce, say 41% of execs in a survey 7 months ago:
Enlighten us, oh knowledgeable one, what is AI?
- Comment on proof is in the pudding 7 months ago:
- Comment on They’re so fast 7 months ago:
