My pick is Rubberband Man by the Spinners.

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• Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nazi Punks Fuck Off! -The Dead Kennedys

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• Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m a simple man. Killing in the Name by RatM

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  • finkrat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LETS GO

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I imagine by the end of the song, they’ll be begging for me to stop, so “fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me” would hit extra hard.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Scrolled too far for this one.

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was shocked, befuddled, and a little scared, honestly, that no one had said it yet.

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• frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t Stop Me Now. It’s a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same! But it would be in the pub and with pool cues in time to the music.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dogs can look up.

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• JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  X gon give it to ya is still a great choice

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  • aew360@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The only correct option here.

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  • bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    /thread

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  • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m also partial to X Gon Give It To Ya Maybe

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ripped jeans, skin was showing-BITCH PLEASE

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WHOO!

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• mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Nobody Speak by dj shadow ft rtj

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aw shit that’s a great video

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    • mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol right? One of my all time favorite music videos

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haha! That is amazing!

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    • mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Glad you liked it too, it’s a mainstay in my video play lists

      DJ Shadow is an all-time great but more people should listen to RTJ (RTJ4 is a phenomenal album, and I think their latest?) in general imo

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you! Just making sure that was here…

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gay Bar, Electric Six

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have something to put in you

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• Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beastie Boys - Sabotage

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• Beelzebob@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ghetto Boys - Still I’d treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.

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  • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Treat them like a HP printer

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  • CM400@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Back up in your ass with the resurrection…

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• ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The ending solo from Free Bird

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How about the opening solo from Freebird, but a slow-mo fight scene?

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the Acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.

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• clif@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going to go with “banana phone” by Raffi … No one will ever forget it.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I’m think it’s already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.

  Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.

  Then the music starts, it’s the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey man, I picked The Spinners.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Credit due when credit is due. I will give you a point for some early funk.

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  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like the puppets idea, but might I suggest This is the song that never ends by Lamb Chops.

    I feel it brings a certain patriotic gravitas to the event, Lamb Chops being an honorary Three Star General. Plus, with a song that never ends…there ain’t no bell, so you get to take your time with Clarence.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Truly no wiser words have been spoken.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Radioactive by Imagine Dragons - if ya know, ya know.

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• NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80’s.

  That said, he’s had it coming for at least a decade, and I’ll take my shot. Even if I lose, it’s a fight worth fighting.

  Soundtrack: “Ju$t” by Run the Jewels, “Sleep Now in the Fire” by RATM

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d pay-per-view the fuck out of this. If ppv is still a thing?

    I’d stand as your second / corner man and would hire someone to fuck up Thomas’s people so they can’t throw in the towel.

    damn good choices.

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  • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great song choices

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    • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Mastered economics, cuz you took yourself from squalor (slave)”

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• Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hardware store by Wierd Al.

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THEY’VE GOT

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    • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TRASH COMPACTORS JUICE EXTRACTORS SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS

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• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Icky Thump by the white stripes

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• Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)

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• jrwperformance@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meshuggah, Bleed.

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  • proctonaut@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The heart attack gun of songs.

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• s_s@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hip to Be Square, of course.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah - Dare to be Stupid

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• BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rammstein - Du Hast

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  • onion@feddit.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We’re all living in America” would be kinda funny

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• Fixbeat@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Raining Blood by Slayer

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• Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nazi White Trash

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• BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably “Fotunate Son”

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  • monsterpiece42@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beat me too it. First thing that popped into my head for sure

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rusty Cage - Soundgarden

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  • bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Updoot for Chris Cornell

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• TheOgreChef@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sowing the Seeds of Love

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bold choice.

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    • sxan@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks. It was either that or Particle Man.

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• doctorcrimson@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I take Clarence Thomas down first I should be able to handle the rest of them easily and then I can go back for more of Clarence Thomas again at the end.

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• MrFappy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

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  • Blackout@kbin.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I came here to recommended "Sentenced to Burn" by them

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• toadster5@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Voting Doesn’t Work” - Corporate Avenger

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• bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Additional question: which are you hitting first? It’s a tough choice but I think I go Alito. Smug little shit, and I bet he drops easy.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kavanaugh. To see if beer comes out of his ass.

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    • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Headbut Alito and throw him into Kav, then follow up with a haymaker to what is almost certainly a glass jaw.

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• ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t care what the song is, but it should be blasting out of the speakers of a Ford Focus with an after market spoiler and LED underglow.

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta hear that tag rattle.

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