Now, I don’t want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.
bonus if she's real
Submitted 8 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 months ago
fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!
*whispering*
> Yes, she’s a little bit dug up corpse, but don’t say that around her: she’s kinda sensitive about it.
(Stolen from a random video/podcast)
ignotum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,
Just because i am one doesn’t mean you have to constantly point it out!
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean, alive, consenting age, not Intellectually disable, not in a coma… also, we all know can"t be fat
SamLeeway@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
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KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
instance checks out
eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Female (optional)
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Not even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me
ARk@lemm.ee 8 months ago
furries have entered the chat
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
So close minded! I’m sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Same energy as a straight dude trying to ‘fix’ a lesbian.
subwoofer@lemmy.gockandgum.party 8 months ago
Bro we are in a shitposting community
dlpkl@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How is this different from a straight guy trying to seduce a lesbian?
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Call me crazy, but I think it was just a joke on a shit post community, not a serious request.
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
the lesbian won’t be interested in the straight guy, the femboy might be into him!
Dasnap@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
just below the camera it just instantly cuts to full-sized human legs wearing thigh-highs, mercifully the transition is hidden by the miniskirt
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 months ago
Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They are pretty good at hiding in my area.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
So what distro of Linux do you use?
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Alpine :3
ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world 8 months ago
-ish
DrownedRats@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Negotiable…
HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Too bad you’re cutting off half of human population! ;-)
ONRYO@feddit.ch 8 months ago
Yeah op got no chance
callyral@pawb.social 8 months ago
Meanwhile, here are my Garfield requirements:
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is an orange cat
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is funny
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is part of a comic strip called “Garfield”
TwentySeven@lemmy.world 8 months ago
My Garfield requirements are #1 and #3
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1984@lemmy.today 8 months ago
And girls have the opposite problem. Too many guys out there who are interested, but no way to know which ones are good.
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Being a straight man looking for a partner is like dying of thirst in a desert.
Being a straight woman looking for a partner is like dying of thirst at sea.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is it because sea water is undrinkable?
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Life is too short to play that stupid game. I’m happy to be single.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Maybe the main problem is that the guys who are interested are solely interested because the girls require their one and only requirement of being, well, female.
1984@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Yeah girls know the feelings for them comes from physical attraction, not so much from emotional attraction.
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You only date females? Wow that’s a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Not to mention those expectations are unrealistic. Prepare to get cancelled /s
mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Preferably but negotiable.
Secret300@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
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ConstantPain@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Someone is being too picky…
MrGerrit@feddit.nl 8 months ago
I’ll settle for a ai driven robot girlfriend at this point.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Those requirements disclude many other options. You may want to reconsider.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Contentious
GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 8 months ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
@Deceptichum@kbin.social knows how I feel about girlfriends.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Rofl this is the 3rd time I’ve seen you two snipe at each other, it’s petty as hell and I love it
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why? What do they know? :o
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
They have a poor ROI.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Mine is
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Preferably human
munkinasack@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
And breathing would be nice
brown567@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I think sapience is a prerequisite to consent, so humans would be the only qualified candidate (native to earth at least)
GhostFence@lemmy.world 8 months ago
*Elven women grumble on the sidelines*
nieceandtows@programming.dev 8 months ago
Holup