all of them are me after sitting down for like 5 minutes
Lawful Neutral
Submitted 9 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 months ago
As someone with chronic pain, these are just the positions I cycle through trying to feel comfortable for a second.
pipows@lemmy.today 9 months ago
I’ll do all of these in a span of 10 minutes
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Chaotic Good is going to break the armrest.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That would be a little… chaotic
Wogi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s like a full 2*4 under there. It’ll be fine.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Well I guess I’m alignment fluid.
sour@kbin.social 9 months ago
what are people who sit inside chair
Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Abysal evil
Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m true neutral for sure.
I feel like lawful evil should be switch for chaotic evil, putting the shoes on the coach sounds bad
Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Do people wear shoes at home where you live?
Ansis@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 months ago
Some Americans do. I didn’t believe it either.
MBM@lemmings.world 9 months ago
I wouldn’t do any of the Neutral or Evil ones with shoes, that just feels uncomfortable
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 9 months ago
they’re all evil. lawful isn’t “less” evil than chaotic. it’s just evil in a different way.
all three lawfuls are sitting in a conventional way.
Slovene@feddit.nl 9 months ago
The chaotic evil is a great position for throatfucking. Yeah, I watch way too much porn.
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
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Poggervania@kbin.social 9 months ago
LG should actually be LN - you’re sitting in the intended and expected position of the chair, following the rules of the chair design to a T. LG would probably be the same position but scooched to one side of the chair so another person could sit, and LE should actually be the same position as well but with a manspread.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Get your aascrack off my chair arm.
urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
my feet don’t touch the floor in the lawful good position, it’s uncomfortable
this is discrimination
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Appreciate the username
nifty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I knew I was evil, but I guess it’s some consolation that its effect is neutral.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Chaotic neutral for me
Bonehead@kbin.social 9 months ago
Chaotic evil. Really stretches out the neck muscles and relieves that pinched nerve that makes my hands go numb.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
That’s a chaotic neutral for me! Embrace the chaos!
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’d usually alternate between true neutral and neutral evil
Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I’m some combination of all three evils and chaotic neutral
Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Why am I neutral evil ;-;
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 9 months ago
S I’m a true neutral? I’d never guess that about myself …
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Do you sit everywhere cross-legged, and are you shorter than average?
I find this is most often done by people at least one standard deviation below average height. I’m one of those people. My feet don’t touch the ground sitting normally in normal chairs, and it puts pressure on the back of the legs, making cross leg much more comfortable.
drew_belloc@programming.dev 9 months ago
I’m in all of them
GluWu@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Even lawful evil? I do that one but it’s for a very specific reason.
drew_belloc@programming.dev 9 months ago
Not anymore but i would do when i was a kid, so yes, but nowdays is normally one of the chaotic ones
Hegar@kbin.social 9 months ago
Sitting with your butt on the seat cushion seems the lawful option to me, it's being used in the normal, expected way. So sitting however you like - on the arms or top, feet on the seat, upside down would all be chaotic.
Spreading out and taking as much space for yourself seems like the best analogy for evil. Since good is about considering others and the wider consequences, I would think of good sitting as sharing the chair or at least leaving room for others
Lawful evil sitting should be full man-spread, a pouf for each foot, giving both fingers to a bunch of tired looking children.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I have to swap lawful evil and chaotic evil I’m sorry
key@lemmy.keychat.org 9 months ago
I was thinking swapping chaotic good and chaotic evil. Sitting on the armrest is horrible for the chair and liable to injure you when the chair falls over.
Maybe also swap chaotic neutral and neutral evil.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I feel like chaotic neutral relies on the sharing of the seat.
victorz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m sorry, I don’t understand anything in the image apart from attempting to do one of those matrices like with hotdogs are sandwiches or whatever. What makes a seating position chaotic versus lawful?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Armchair legislation
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
The impossibility of a sensible, coherent answer is part of why I find this stuff fun. Like, one of my friends enjoys arguing “every good is either a salad or a sandwich” and it’s a fun false binary to play with (cereal is definitely more of a salad than a sandwich, for example )
1984@lemmy.today 9 months ago
It’s a joke.
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
It’s based on character alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. It’s somewhat complicated and I don’t fully get it, but the general idea is that lawful characters follow laws (including personal views and societal norms, I think), chaotic characters tend to disregard and even reject them, focusing on their own freedom and behaving more chaotically, good characters seek to help others and follow a moral code, and evil characters seek to harm others, especially to their personal benefits. Neutral characters in an axis behave mostly like normal/average people, generally leaning towards lawful and good, but unwilling to make significant sacrifice and capable of succumbing to temptations.
As for what makes seating positions take certain places on the chart… Yeah, no, it’s just personal opinions without too much thought put into a joke. Generally though, IMO, lawful/chaotic would be about following/rejecting the letter of the rule, whereas good/evil would be about following the spirit of the rule. So lawful good sits correctly, lawful evil technically follows the rules but does it intentionally wrong, chaotic good tries to keep a healthy position while ignoring the guidelines, and chaotic evil just does it as wrong as possible.