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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetical: Can a person "citizen's arrest" themself? And if so, how (and why) would that even work?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good old autoerotic bondage.

  …Affix-iation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does your Duolingo app icon look sick? You're not alone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I noticed that icon in the play store the other day. I assumed it was a scam/copycat app trying to be distinct enough to avoid a takedown or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The OG super graphic ultra modern girl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally thought “Who’s he?” when first opening the picture so I can understand the androgynous descriptor.

  To save others the Google: british “synth pop” musical duo turned solo act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google’s Pixel 9 lineup is a Pro show⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Pixel 9’s updated design language is giving iPhone from the front

  Cringe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The trailer has the vibe of a historical documentary about the daily life of peasents in the middle ages that you watch on substitute teacher days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The argumentative nerd went to therapy to become more well-actualized.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dad, get out I’m trying to shower!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love going shopping and getting my favorite snacksss 🥰🍬🤤⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Use the glue sticks to make a mega chex!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HDD or SSD for a home server?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For that size and given it’s a pi, maybe just a cheap usb stick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common printing questions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So what printer should I be looking for when I rob graves?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it is kinda crazy "fuck this shit" hasn't become a common acronym yet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  FTS? fuck that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All cheap smartphones have a fingerprint sensor but all laptops dont have one. Why?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are absolutely laptops with fingerprint sensors.

  I’d say the main reason it’s more common in phones than computers is because of the different markets. Phones are mostly consumer purchases, the business market is smaller and the software is more locked down so you can rely on a software disable better sufficing for those cases. Laptops are increasingly dominated by business use cases. Businesses have IT groups that care about security who would prefer models without biometrics.

  Secondarily, you login to your phone a lot more often than laptops so the convenience factor is less impactful for laptops. So people don’t consider the fingerprint sensor a mandatory requirement as much as with phones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

  The page you link has the foundation’s leadership structure. He’s a cochair on the board with 8 total people. The board is a degree removed from day to day operations of the foundation. He’d have to convince the board to then convince the executives.

  That transaction would then show up in their financial statements, which are audited and publicly posted on that website. Meaning using the foundation’s money for something like a private jet would become public knowledge within a couple years and would do irreparable harm to the foundation’s reputation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Want to lose weight? Poverty can help!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I get a prescription for this “poverty”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would anyone be interested in a telegram channel for lemmy ?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Will it allow singing telegrams and kissograms?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've noticed my boomer parents using Instagram and tik tok. I can't tell you how excited I am for them to kill those platforms like they did facebook.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And by most estimates it has more active users than ever.

  It’s no longer “hip” but being hip and being popular are opposing goals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful infographic⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For the overlap of “circles” and “things that overlap” I would have gone with the Olympic rings rather than eclipses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Animal lusts definitely exist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That might be the most obscure stereotype I’ve ever encountered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long until I can 3D print a 2D printer?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s nothing compared to the TIMECUBE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that search engines suck, people will start to bookmark again.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never use bookmarks. Not because of search engines but because of browser history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mint 2024: Make America Minty Fresh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dressed to kill (my heart)⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your wife is delectable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do phone number requirements for account sign-ups effectively deter/mitigate spam?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t get the visceral experience of snapping the phone in half that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘FBI pwned me’: Lockbit cybercrime gang faces global takedown with indictments and arrests — 200 crypto wallets frozen, 11000 domains seized, 14000 rouge accounts closed⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Article says “cryptocurrency accounts” not wallets which makes more sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Immediately⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But he’s the only one :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On social media we have these huge conversations where nobody involved has any actual experience. They're just repeating what other people said. Isn't that literally insane?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The ability to learn from other people without needing the same first hand experience is a hallmark of intelligence. It’s one of the things about our species that allowed us to develop past just being yet another animal in the wild. Education is largely based on that principle; your history teacher didn’t experience the horrors of trench warfare firsthand.

  So I wouldn’t call social media insanity so much as potentially addictive, which can cause you to overindulge in those behaviours. Admittedly addiction can feel like insanity when you’re in the throes of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s the blood equivalent to “fly crippin’”?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably a pinprick on your finger like in a diabetes test

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of a gift can you give your teacher out of respect, but that doesn’t get mistaken for romance?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Supposedly it comes from apples being an abundant source of food/water during periods when teachers weren’t paid in money. Also it can be made into alcohol easily. Potatoes were also popular for the same reasons but that didn’t stick as well.

  So modern equivalent is probably chocolates with booze in them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can serial killers sell their carbon offsets?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they might struggle with the legal work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FF VII Rebirth - Improvements to Performance mode image quality coming Feb 21th⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m getting tired of all these Day -8 patches.