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I do believe they exist

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Like immediately or a few minutes later? Because you might have some serious issues with your heart or arteries if you just straight orgasm to sleep.

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      • MrPenguinSky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Straight orgasm to sleep sounds like a really shitty superpower.

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      • skyspydude1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s not instant, but I definitely get very sleepy after orgasm a lot of the time. Like, out within 1-2min max. But I can also fall asleep basically anywhere at any time if I want to. I think it’s just a family trait, because both of my parents can do it, and I’ve been checked for apnea, narcolepsy, etc. Some people can just fall asleep quickly

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      • Nanomerce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        not to mention cleaning up

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  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ASMR meat slapping sounds.

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Grapefruit technique, 10h

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    • Octopus1348@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With silent relaxing music in the background.

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  • littletranspunk@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I fall asleep to horror stories

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    • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The other day I dreamt I worked in a human meat shop selling to pigs. Scooped it up with a ladle, rolled it in paper, weighed it, threw it in a bag, “tHaanK yOu”.

      They payed really good and I never had a complaint, I was super bummed out to wake up.

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      • littletranspunk@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yup, I don’t get nightmares anymore, only “nightmares”. Gore dripping from the ceiling, fires and poisons fill the air, and maybe my innards are now public decorations. The darkness soothes me.

        IRL I’d freak the fuck out, but in Dreamland, it’s just another beautiful day.

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  • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your whole generation is fucked if there are enough people who require media to sleep to relate to a post like this. No wonder ya’lls mental health statistics are through the roof.

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    • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your generation had to be told not to eat paint chips.

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      • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s their fault for making the paint actually taste like candy.

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      • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        To be fair the generations before us made paint out of lead, so there is that.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t think babies have gotten any smarter over the years. They still eat whatever they get their hands on.

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    • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It stops the looping thoughts and relaxes me.

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    • Nythos@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just need media to play as I fall asleep to block out my tinnitus man, my mental health problems are irrelevant to that fact.

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      • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m sure they are, bud.

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    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      clinician here, there’s no link that I know of between hearing real voices and developing psychosis

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      • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But there is a huge correlation between Schizophrenia and Sleep Disorders.

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    • Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For me it’s less a case of ‘I need this ambient music to fall asleep’, and more a case of ‘I enjoy listening to this ambient music and also I can fall asleep to it’.

      It’s changed a bit for me now, but when I was a teen I used to just whack on whatever I was listening to/enjoying at the time to fall asleep to, be it ambient, death metal, jazz, classical etc.

      And as far as listening to people talking goes, that’s nowhere near a ‘this generation’ thing. The sound of quiet voices murmuring on is just a naturally relaxing thing, think of a parent talking to their baby to get them to go to sleep.

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I do agree, can’t argue there. I don’t actually fall asleep to media, but I know people that do.

      What we need is some outdoor activity, like hiking, cycling, whatever. I don’t think the gym is the right place, it’s still indoors.

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  • Wirrvogel@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People that need sound to fall asleep scare me, so imagine me in the opposite corner.

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    • ralakus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tinnitus is a pathway to many sleep requirements some consider to be unnatural

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One of the rare things my wife and I weren’t fully compatible on, she’s like you and needs full silence/darkness to sleep whereas I need something that pulls my mind away from the existential dread to fall asleep. I now use earbuds…

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      • Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I use SleepPhones. Much nicer than earbuds because they’re flat in a headband. Earbuds either fall out overnight or leave me with soreness in the morning.

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      • Wirrvogel@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Same here, my partner used earbuds and I earplugs. :D

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What was it? I gotta know now

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just read a book and decide that that’s it I’ll go to sleep and close my eyes.

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Before or after you drop a book on your face?

      For me it’s usually “after”.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35° so it’s more comfortable. So far it’s the best setup I’ve had.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I did for a while as part of a D/S relationship once

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      D/S?

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      • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nintendo chat

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Domino/Subscription

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      • Ibaudia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dom/Sub

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      • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dom/Sub

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  • ieightpi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait how is nobody talking about this stock photo making no sense? Like what does the rabbit and bucket even fucking mean?l and.how do you apply that to a meme

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The bucket usually has nothing to do with the meme (in most I’ve seen). Though you can add text to mean something.

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    • Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean … like that?

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s some Hunter S. Thompson level shit.

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  • smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People who fall asleep to cozly tied up anime characters pictures 👈

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  • theblueredditrefugee@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I once tried to fall asleep to erotica on the theory that I’d have erotic dreams instead of nightmares but I couldn’t fall asleep so I listened to my sex playlist instead

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  • Ser_Salty@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fox Mulder

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    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait what

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      • Ser_Salty@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        A running joke in X-Files is that Mulder has a porn addiction. He’s even shown to fall asleep watching it, like when he switched bodies with Michael McKean.

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  • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People who fall asleep to ASOIAF (Game of Thrones) theories.

    And then wake up to Glimballs singing “Secret Tunnel”

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    puts on Merzbow

    honk-chewwww honk-chewwww honk-chewwww

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A late good friend of mine was a mad fan.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What about music or just nothing?

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nothing for me.

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Same here

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