ASMR meat slapping sounds.
I do believe they exist
Submitted 10 months ago by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Grapefruit technique, 10h
Octopus1348@lemy.lol 10 months ago
With silent relaxing music in the background.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 10 months ago
I fall asleep to horror stories
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The other day I dreamt I worked in a human meat shop selling to pigs. Scooped it up with a ladle, rolled it in paper, weighed it, threw it in a bag, “tHaanK yOu”.
They payed really good and I never had a complaint, I was super bummed out to wake up.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 10 months ago
Yup, I don’t get nightmares anymore, only “nightmares”. Gore dripping from the ceiling, fires and poisons fill the air, and maybe my innards are now public decorations. The darkness soothes me.
IRL I’d freak the fuck out, but in Dreamland, it’s just another beautiful day.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your whole generation is fucked if there are enough people who require media to sleep to relate to a post like this. No wonder ya’lls mental health statistics are through the roof.
Vespair@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Your generation had to be told not to eat paint chips.
Toes@ani.social 10 months ago
It’s their fault for making the paint actually taste like candy.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
To be fair the generations before us made paint out of lead, so there is that.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I don’t think babies have gotten any smarter over the years. They still eat whatever they get their hands on.
Toes@ani.social 10 months ago
It stops the looping thoughts and relaxes me.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I just need media to play as I fall asleep to block out my tinnitus man, my mental health problems are irrelevant to that fact.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m sure they are, bud.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 10 months ago
clinician here, there’s no link that I know of between hearing real voices and developing psychosis
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But there is a huge correlation between Schizophrenia and Sleep Disorders.
Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For me it’s less a case of ‘I need this ambient music to fall asleep’, and more a case of ‘I enjoy listening to this ambient music and also I can fall asleep to it’.
It’s changed a bit for me now, but when I was a teen I used to just whack on whatever I was listening to/enjoying at the time to fall asleep to, be it ambient, death metal, jazz, classical etc.
And as far as listening to people talking goes, that’s nowhere near a ‘this generation’ thing. The sound of quiet voices murmuring on is just a naturally relaxing thing, think of a parent talking to their baby to get them to go to sleep.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I do agree, can’t argue there. I don’t actually fall asleep to media, but I know people that do.
What we need is some outdoor activity, like hiking, cycling, whatever. I don’t think the gym is the right place, it’s still indoors.
Wirrvogel@feddit.de 10 months ago
People that need sound to fall asleep scare me, so imagine me in the opposite corner.
ralakus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tinnitus is a pathway to many sleep requirements some consider to be unnatural
Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
One of the rare things my wife and I weren’t fully compatible on, she’s like you and needs full silence/darkness to sleep whereas I need something that pulls my mind away from the existential dread to fall asleep. I now use earbuds…
Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 months ago
I use SleepPhones. Much nicer than earbuds because they’re flat in a headband. Earbuds either fall out overnight or leave me with soreness in the morning.
Wirrvogel@feddit.de 10 months ago
Same here, my partner used earbuds and I earplugs. :D
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I just read a book and decide that that’s it I’ll go to sleep and close my eyes.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Before or after you drop a book on your face?
For me it’s usually “after”.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35° so it’s more comfortable. So far it’s the best setup I’ve had.
Stamets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I did for a while as part of a D/S relationship once
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
D/S?
variants@possumpat.io 10 months ago
Nintendo chat
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Domino/Subscription
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dom/Sub
ieightpi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wait how is nobody talking about this stock photo making no sense? Like what does the rabbit and bucket even fucking mean?l and.how do you apply that to a meme
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The bucket usually has nothing to do with the meme (in most I’ve seen). Though you can add text to mean something.
Shellbeach@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean … like that?
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s some Hunter S. Thompson level shit.
smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
People who fall asleep to cozly tied up anime characters pictures 👈
theblueredditrefugee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I once tried to fall asleep to erotica on the theory that I’d have erotic dreams instead of nightmares but I couldn’t fall asleep so I listened to my sex playlist instead
Ser_Salty@feddit.de 10 months ago
Fox Mulder
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Wait what
Ser_Salty@feddit.de 10 months ago
A running joke in X-Files is that Mulder has a porn addiction. He’s even shown to fall asleep watching it, like when he switched bodies with Michael McKean.
Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 10 months ago
People who fall asleep to ASOIAF (Game of Thrones) theories.
And then wake up to Glimballs singing “Secret Tunnel”
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
puts on Merzbow
honk-chewwww honk-chewwww honk-chewwww
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A late good friend of mine was a mad fan.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What about music or just nothing?
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nothing for me.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Same here
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻♂️
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like immediately or a few minutes later? Because you might have some serious issues with your heart or arteries if you just straight orgasm to sleep.
MrPenguinSky@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Straight orgasm to sleep sounds like a really shitty superpower.
skyspydude1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s not instant, but I definitely get very sleepy after orgasm a lot of the time. Like, out within 1-2min max. But I can also fall asleep basically anywhere at any time if I want to. I think it’s just a family trait, because both of my parents can do it, and I’ve been checked for apnea, narcolepsy, etc. Some people can just fall asleep quickly
Nanomerce@lemmy.world 10 months ago
not to mention cleaning up