No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Boiled?
Omfg that’s it.
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
death penalty
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
And it looks disgusting
Like this right here
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
or a hospital… ugh
This looks 10x better than the OP
Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images)
If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
At least it has some color lol
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it
And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
At least that looks edible.
You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you
This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
I think it’s more about the second picture
What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?
… sick so he can’t leave you.
yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.
If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.
Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
How to keep a man … away
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
Uncanny valley food.
I don’t see any food in this picture.
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
why does it look like vomit with someone’s ball sack?
Why is the chicken looking raw
Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient
Raw chicken, maybe it’s been boiled if we’re being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I’d maybe eat the mac, but since it’s touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
am think it was raw
The Hague would like to know their location.
c/shittyfoodporn
!shittyfoodporn@
Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
Ohh it’s corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
Well. You tried. ⭐
Wow I can’t wait to projectile diarrhea that back out into the toilet 8 hours later.
8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
*for the rest of his life
That chicken is just so… testicular
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s what men crave
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Brawndo er Brodo