Im pan so anyone can apply

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You kean anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
  Infinite edging, that’s the game.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oldest profit in the world

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  • microphone900@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

      There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔

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  • agingelderly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyc29rYXI3aGR3YmQ1dG5hZDBuNnA4aWk3aXZqcHB6OWdocGxtMDF6MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/13PVtc14fuW3y8/giphy.gif

  I’m alway horny.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  But I am le tired

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• RmDebArc_5@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.

      …hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.

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• exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess

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  • RadicalRebel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!

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• HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  yes

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• skwerlgyrl@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?

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  • yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I’m pretty sure I’m good for life.

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they’re from horny teens. I’ve blocked a number of accounts.

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Hey I’m in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Get em

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    There’s about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there’s a non-zero chance they’re all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Horny or Ace, no in-between.

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  • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    :3

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🫣

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    We’re all on wellbutrin

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  • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I haven’t been horny since my early 20s

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      What happened??

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I know I am.

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• toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can be really horny without help but you’re welcome to participate

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Lemmy is ovulating

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t need to have sex to be really horny.

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• Skyrmir@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah Spring is in the air…and the drains apparently.

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• burgermeister@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think that’s a new thing

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now that’s tane I can get into

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