You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game.
Im pan so anyone can apply
Submitted 2 months ago by Maven@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oldest profit in the world
microphone900@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 2 months ago
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
untorquer@quokk.au 2 months ago
Bill Clinton energy damn
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
agingelderly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What happened to It?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the horniness got everywhere is what
eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
lemmynsfw sucks thoigh because it’s almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they’re done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.
RmDebArc_5@feddit.org 2 months ago
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.
…hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:
“You mean the clitastrophe?”
skwerlgyrl@piefed.social 2 months ago
“Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!
spoiler
*There’s only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can’t quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.
daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Decent option for a mascot
Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I should visit Greece.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m glad I’m pretty vanilla. Which I really don’t like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it’s own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
RadicalRebel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out.
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yeah…but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it’s like highschool all over again.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
More toothy than horny.
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m so proud 🥹
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Except this may be someone trying to sell things
skwerlgyrl@piefed.social 2 months ago
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 months ago
There’s about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there’s a non-zero chance they’re all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Yeah, the rest of us just play along.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they’re from horny teens. I’ve blocked a number of accounts.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hey I’m in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Get em
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
:3
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
:3
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🫣
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
We’re all on wellbutrin
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I’m pretty sure I’m good for life.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.
molten@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lemmy is ovulating
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 2 months ago
I can be really horny without help but you’re welcome to participate
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I’m not complaining tho, there’s not enough hornyposting in most places
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
horny is why we exist, in general
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What I got you gotta get it put in you!
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I don’t need to have sex to be really horny.
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I don’t think that’s a new thing
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇♀️😘 :))
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh look, now you’re hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I’ve been horny since before you were born.
deviantfemboi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
You kean anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah Spring is in the air…and the drains apparently.
BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GOONERS UNITE
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
But I am le tired
Garbagio@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
eee! my meme!
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
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Garbagio@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Got you FAM, mb