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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Maven@piefed.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Garbagio@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      eee! my meme!
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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • Garbagio@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Got you FAM, mb

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
    Infinite edging, that’s the game.

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?

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      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oldest profit in the world

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    • microphone900@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

        There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔

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      • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        actually god is fine with it as long as you cum inside

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      • Inkstainthebat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth

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      • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bill Clinton energy damn

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!

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    • agingelderly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyc29rYXI3aGR3YmQ1dG5hZDBuNnA4aWk3aXZqcHB6OWdocGxtMDF6MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/13PVtc14fuW3y8/giphy.gif

    I’m alway horny.

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    • three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      blackwidow_hulk_smash.mp4

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄

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    • AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.

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    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What happened to It?

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.

        The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        the horniness got everywhere is what

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    • eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lemmynsfw sucks thoigh because it’s almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they’re done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.

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  • RmDebArc_5@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.

        …hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:

      “You mean the clitastrophe?”

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    • skwerlgyrl@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.

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    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!

      spoiler

      *There’s only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can’t quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.

    BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.

      Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.

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      • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Decent option for a mascot

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      • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I gochu fam

        etsy.com/…/pan-greek-god-iron-on-embroidery-patch

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I should visit Greece.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m glad I’m pretty vanilla. Which I really don’t like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it’s own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess

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    • RadicalRebel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’d deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out.

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  • Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah…but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it’s like highschool all over again.

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      More toothy than horny.

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      • Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh

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  • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m so proud 🥹

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    • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Except this may be someone trying to sell things

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  • skwerlgyrl@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there’s a non-zero chance they’re all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, the rest of us just play along.

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they’re from horny teens. I’ve blocked a number of accounts.

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      • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Hey I’m in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.

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      • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Get em

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    • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Horny or Ace, no in-between.

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    • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      :3

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      • MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        :3

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🫣

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    • Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I haven’t been horny since my early 20s

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What happened??

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We’re all on wellbutrin

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    • yucandu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I’m pretty sure I’m good for life.

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  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.

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  • molten@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Application:

    I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.

    Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lemmy is ovulating

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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can be really horny without help but you’re welcome to participate

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    @violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy

    I’m not complaining tho, there’s not enough hornyposting in most places

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  • m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    horny is why we exist, in general

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What I got you gotta get it put in you!

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t need to have sex to be really horny.

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  • burgermeister@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think that’s a new thing

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  • Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇‍♀️😘 :))

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh look, now you’re hopping on the horny bandwagon?

    Puh-leease, I’ve been horny since before you were born.

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  • deviantfemboi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu

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  • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You kean anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny

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  • Skyrmir@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah Spring is in the air…and the drains apparently.

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  • BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    GOONERS UNITE

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But I am le tired

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