when people on here tell me to diversify my posts:

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  If it gets a chuckle out of me, the chances are high that it’s a post from you.

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  ”You can please some of the people some of the time, and you can jerk the rest off.”

  Robin Williams

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah, just the handy man.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That sure sounds like his job though.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Underrated af movie

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What movie?

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    • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dude it was my favorite

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• SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You also have to be the master of nuns :/

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• GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t, you are one of my favorite posters on here at this point lol. Just go where your whimsical (and horny) heart takes you

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  • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They have 3 posts on a 10hr old account… what am I missing here?

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She deleted her former very active account and disappeared for a bit. This is her big return.

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• rayboy@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ahhh I see you made a new account, I was wondering where the tag I put on you went lmao

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  • frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can imagine so many options. What was her tag?

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• Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Welcome back, micky7 and I have been carrying the horny post torch in your absence.

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am I a trade?

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No you’re a seductive tortoise

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you are in an open office…

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• puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  yay! we missed u!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t forget to put a few rivets into Rosie:

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• HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I need to join a union…

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sometimes better than a master of baitin’

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a licenced mechanic, yes.

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• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, time to learn a trade I guess

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Remember to wear your safety gear! In this case, one of those RSI wrist braces…

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not necessarily, one trade might be willing to jack you off.

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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you won’t, I gladly will 😋

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• aMockTie@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Master(bater) of none?

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  • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Id like to think at least one…

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  look. I’m not here to judge or anything, but make sure you use more wrist and thumb.

  you can never go wrong with more wrist and thumb.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s a couple other variables you’re not considering like dick-to-floor distance or mean jerk time.

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tip-to-tip efficiency!

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you gotta make the remaining distance up with your lips, tongue, and mouth.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Feels weird to have (what I believe to be) gay lingo be adopted by genpop.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …what word in OP is queer coded?

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Doos yas wants yas plumbings fixeds ors nots?

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have a commercial driver’s license, an engineering degree and I’m working in an unrelated field. Will I be counted as 3 trades?

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