This is heresy but lol

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hear that Metallica is the safest band to take through an airport because they haven’t set off a metal detector since 1989.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would swear that the definition of “metal” has changed. There was a point in time Bon Jovi and Def Leppard were considered metal. Nowadays it seems that “metal” music is required to sound like your head is submerged in the oil sump of a diesel engine.

    And you know what? I like metal heads, they tend to be cool folk who…appreciate their senses differently than I do somehow.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Neither of those bands were ever considered metal. Hard rock. Yes. metal, no

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  • generallynonsensical@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck Lars.

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• bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I like slayer, but one time while listening to a slayer cd in his car a friend of mine said, “have you ever noticed how all slayer solos sound like they just threw a guitar off of a flight of stairs?” and ever since that’s all I think about when the solos starts lmao

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Never really heard them before, so I did a quick YouTube check, and decided they sound kind of like a metal version of free form jazz; lots of noise, but nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Monstrosity@lemmy.today ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I spent a little time trying to figure out who the girl your mom called Vacuum Slayer was supposed to be.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I… I can’t upvote this. Top notch shitpost, but, like, fuck you. Damn.

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  • Kurtagag@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yeah I feel the same conundrum!

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I named your mom Slayer because she keeps raining blood.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When it’s raining blood you take it to south of heaven, or how they call it, “seasons in the abyss”, or you just accept the world painted blood and it will look like killing fields afterwards

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• HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How fucking dare you.

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• howler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Top tier sir

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At first I was all like :(

  Then I read the comments and now I am all like :)

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s what I named your mom for the same reason.

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  • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    “Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times dude……….just like you’re mom!!!

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Outperformed any vacuum on the market, she was a true vacuum slayer. Surprising suction, wet or dry.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m ok with this

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  False, Slayer is rad.

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• Montagge@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This really is the skeletons of society

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they got rid of their singer theyd be aiight. Delusions of Saviour is a pretty great track.

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• Lanske@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mom, hell awaits!

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