Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me.

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• bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’ve got your cute lil kid in that cart then the meme holds up

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best in can do is a large bag of shredded cheese. That work?

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    • Yosmonkol@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      F6MH6ufYFZ2lPDY.png

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    • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Username checks out.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you ever have kids, never make a grillee cheese

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  • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After overshooting and dinging the meat cooler, popping my 3 year old out of the cart and me squatting down to have a heart-to-heart:

    “Look, buddy, I’m not blaming you. You’re still learning. We learn every day.

    But the navigator is a crucial role here. I need you to to call out the distance and sharpness of the turns so that I as the driver can execute the maneuvers”

    Him, nodding in agreement “Executing the maneuvers”

    “That’s right buddy. We’ll work on it. What’s next on the list?”

    “Beers for the boys”

    “That’s right, buddy.”

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was gonna say, I do this with my toddler laughing his head off in the seat XD

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That feeling when you luck out on a shopping cart with 4 fully-functioning wheels.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A rare delicacy

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t understand why so many American shopping carts have back wheels that don’t turn. It’s weird. All four wheels turn on Australian shopping carts (or “trolleys” as we call them) so you have full 360 degree motion.

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    • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wait… ALL the wheels turn? As in rotate and not roll? Thats wild.

      In the US they are so paranoid about homeless people stealing carts, they have little strips in the parking lot that fully lock out the wheels if it goes too far from the store. Youre lucky to get a cart that rolls at all some days

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thank goodness I’m not the only weirdo that does this.

  I was laughed at just recently for this.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah you’re a fucking beast, don’t let society stop you.

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A friend talked about getting weird looks once when doing this ok a shopping trip without the kids

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Getting that 50/50 weight distribution and going sideways around corners is so satisfying. Sometimes I bring my headphones and listen to eurobeat while timing myself.

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  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That would be such a cool map for a new go karting game

    Super market trolley racer

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I think I can fix him”

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can

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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pros know you can use the bottom bar.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you the drift king?

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope you step on the rear wheels in order to steer then you’re coasting along

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  • Karl@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Happy cake day

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah nice one, didn’t even realise!

      Also, that year has fucking flown by

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• Resist@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know this is a joke, but if You do this with a toddler in the cart, then it becomes all too real

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• Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• davidhun@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Make sure to make the bouncing off the rev limiter noises, too.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ai slap

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll show you my PP slap

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay that would be pretty poggers actually

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not, please learn how to recognize them

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ive had this pic on my phone since 2019.

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    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s from Avatar: The Last Airbender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4Dxuq7E7I (4:37)

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  • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a screenshot from a real cartoon. We would downvote this post if it was actual slop.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not very effective…

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Real

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I saw this dude walking around the grocery store today with his girlfriend and one look at him and I was like man this guy is a cuck. The way he was looking over his sunglasses just gave him an air of punchability that is nigh unquenchable. Anyway I realized what he was looking at was the big ass nerf gun set and when his lady friend realized she made a face like oh my god this guy can’t be serious. It’s the little things.

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