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Which is it?.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    shaft is the best part

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  • doug@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If it’s steamed I’ll eat it all. Steam it like a good ham.

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    • Thorry@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      May I see it?

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      • agingelderly@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        …no.

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Young and Asian.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I eat the pubes and give the shaft to the rabbits

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    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s beastiality, sir.

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    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ew I don’t understand pube eaters at all (with regards only to broccoli, I don’t always mind a nice bush). The broccoli florets or whatever are so dry and end up tasting bitter and just taking forever to eat. I only like the shaft but the shaft is probably better than cucumber in terms of a nice crispy veggie that you can just bite into and chew raw. Raw broccoli florets are inedible unless you have like a liter of ranch which kinda defeats the purpose.

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      • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        bitter and dry?? what do you do to them? maybe they are old? i don’t think i ever had ot like that. i just microwave them for a few minutes, depending on quantity

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  • Hond@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I peel the shaft before i put it in my mouth

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But that’s the best part!

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  • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    neither, as long as we’re still talking about broccoli

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  • Rolder@reddthat.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pubes are the best but the whole thing is good. Steamed, anyway. Keep the cold ones away.

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  • polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like both. But I know I’m in the minority. That’s why everyone stares at me when I’m deepthroating whole stalks at the grocery store.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    doctor says i’m not allowed to have any more, but i was a butter and lemon dude

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What medical condition stops enjoyment of broccoli?

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe a very specific allergy?

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      • frog@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Probably only ate it with butter and lemon. High cholesterol maybe?

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  • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer the pubes, but the stalk has a place if it’s the right size.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only kind I like is cheesy and very, very wet. Notably broccoli cheddar soup.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🤤

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  • agingelderly@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well not the whole shaft. I don’t do this for a living

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  • hark@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pubes, but I don’t like when they get stuck between my teeth.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes.

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    prefer the pubes but I’ll nibble on the shaft

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  • DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bit of both

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pube muncher all day!

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like to go back and forth between this and good carrot.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like the part where I refuse to eat it because it tastes like poison.

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Triggers vegans getting all cruciferous and shit.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pubes

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