If it’s steamed I’ll eat it all. Steam it like a good ham.
Which is it?.
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atomicorange@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
I eat the pubes and give the shaft to the rabbits
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 21 hours ago
That’s beastiality, sir.
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Ew I don’t understand pube eaters at all (with regards only to broccoli, I don’t always mind a nice bush). The broccoli florets or whatever are so dry and end up tasting bitter and just taking forever to eat. I only like the shaft but the shaft is probably better than cucumber in terms of a nice crispy veggie that you can just bite into and chew raw. Raw broccoli florets are inedible unless you have like a liter of ranch which kinda defeats the purpose.
rapchee@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
bitter and dry?? what do you do to them? maybe they are old? i don’t think i ever had ot like that. i just microwave them for a few minutes, depending on quantity
Hond@piefed.social 1 day ago
I peel the shaft before i put it in my mouth
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
But that’s the best part!
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
neither, as long as we’re still talking about broccoli
Rolder@reddthat.com 22 hours ago
Pubes are the best but the whole thing is good. Steamed, anyway. Keep the cold ones away.
polydactyl@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I like both. But I know I’m in the minority. That’s why everyone stares at me when I’m deepthroating whole stalks at the grocery store.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
doctor says i’m not allowed to have any more, but i was a butter and lemon dude
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
What medical condition stops enjoyment of broccoli?
frog@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
Probably only ate it with butter and lemon. High cholesterol maybe?
AlexLost@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I prefer the pubes, but the stalk has a place if it’s the right size.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Only kind I like is cheesy and very, very wet. Notably broccoli cheddar soup.
Agent641@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
🤤
agingelderly@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Well not the whole shaft. I don’t do this for a living
hark@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Pubes, but I don’t like when they get stuck between my teeth.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
Yes.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
prefer the pubes but I’ll nibble on the shaft
DrSleepless@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Bit of both
Gonzako@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Pube muncher all day!
JoShmoe@ani.social 23 hours ago
I like to go back and forth between this and good carrot.
Etterra@discuss.online 23 hours ago
I like the part where I refuse to eat it because it tastes like poison.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 23 hours ago
Triggers vegans getting all cruciferous and shit.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Pubes
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 minutes ago
shaft is the best part