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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You can eat as shitty as you like, you just need to make sure you burn the calories.

    You can spend an hour on a bike/running and burn getting close to a thousand calories. Lifting is more like half that, but has the benefit of increasing your metabolism over time

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  • Bullerfar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wegovy and run 10km+ every day.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      It only reduces your appetite, doesn’t make you lose weight if you eat as described in the meme.

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Swim.

    Used to eat six meals a day and still struggled to put on weight when I was competitive.

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ear infections hurt though.

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      • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not gonna debate that. Had one andanytime I had water touch it, it felt like a screwdriver was being jammed into my ear.

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      • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How common are they with swimming?

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    • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But water cold brrrr

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tape worms.

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    • Bullerfar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This ^^

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  • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    oh, Oh, OH, OZEMPIC!

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I believe you can’t eat like a fat piece of shit on Ozempic.

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      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        And if you manage to, you won’t lose weight.

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      • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Didn’t work for Tracy Morgan

        This was apparently a “joke” by the comedian.

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    • ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Auto parts!! Oh wait…

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Step 1: define perfect Step 2: start Carcinisation

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  • Davel23@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, I'm halfway there.

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    • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Which half

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