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• TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My favourite past is “repeatedly”

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is Adam West Batman kind of villainary…

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• IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Obligatory warning/infodump:

  1. This is dangerous and will get you in trouble when caught
  2. Almost all police holsters have basic locks on them; some are just a leather strap with a snap button, some are hard plastic loops with a lever/button to release the pistol
  3. 1312/ACAB

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  • A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m going to piggy back on this comment because there are different ‘levels’ for holsters:

    inside.safariland.com/…/holster-retention/

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is actually a great idea and everyone should do it

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You are over-encumbered (from the other Officers’ Service Weapons)

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m saving them until I need them for a big boss fight. Til then I’ll stick with the knife.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One of the many calls of the void I experience frequently.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “What if I jump from here?” is my favorite.

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• PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why is it soooo tempting to do?! Everytime I see one that voice in the back of my head says to take it… They won’t notice…

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  • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Narrator: they absolutely did notice

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve seen this happen myself lol. Got a gun pointed right in my face because the batshit crazy girl i was with grabbed the gun out of the holster

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  • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    She sounds sweet, if perhaps a little bit psycho

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I could fix her

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How?! Every cop I’ve seen has a proper holster to prevent that. If you know how they work you might snatch it, but it would still be a bit awkward.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was in a poor / underdeveloped country. There wasn’t anything because she just grabbed it right out of there

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What are those two little pockets for? I can see one has the shape of handcuffs, and the radio. But those two smaller ones are eluding me.

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  • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re for little baggies of drugs, for planting on victims.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Steal

      Officier’s cocaine

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, it’s steal not pickpocket. Simply move the gun out of his sight and then steal it.

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  • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put a bucket over his head and you can take the entire set.

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• Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  lol I’m watching someone play Skyrim right now, and they are playing as a master thief lol

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s with this guys ass?

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  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Its just a dump truck with a flat tire

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      BRUH

      I have never heard this before and it’s hilarious.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hank Hill joined the police.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Looks like a oversized wallet in his back pocket,

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