IntrovertTurtle
@IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
- Comment on PISS 8 hours ago:
Water gun. Then you can aim it directly at their face and get their entire mask soaked in it. Bonus points for dehydrated, stinky piss.
- Comment on TikTok uninstalls are up 150% following U.S. joint venture 1 day ago:
Good. Fuck TikTok.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 4 days ago:
Probably, I stopped listening after a while. But I do remember him being A Trump supporter for all the same reasons an edgy teen supported Trump in 2015. ‘But the Republicans were fighting against slavery’, like, yes bitch, group ideology changes over time. 🙄
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 4 days ago:
See that’s another thing. He fully believes the illuminati are real. But he doesn’t think it’s the people that are obviously close to that truth in reality (Trump, Musk, Putin, Epstein, etc).
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 5 days ago:
No, there’s actual people like that. The guy I mentioned in my comment came into work one day, claiming that the moon makes its own light. I once asked him if he had heard of the Stargate series. He paused, looked me dead in the eye, and said, super seriously, “yes and Stargates are real.”
There are people that honestly believe this shit. The only thing is now they have the internet to convince each other that it’s all real.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 5 days ago:
because I’m younger than him and vaccinated.
Bruh your friend is a conspiracy theorist. There’s no arguing with him because he already thinks Bill Gates created the Corona virus to exterminate humans so the underground lizard men can retake the surface (actual quote from a conspiracy theorist I used to know, and claimed the same kinda batshit bullshit your friend is saying).
Honestly? Your best bet is to just not engage with them when topics like that come up. Incredibly difficult (sometimes impossible) to get them to realize the fairy tales they’ve convinced themselves are real.
If it gets too much to handle, probably best to cut ties.
- Comment on Bocchi the Rock! manga will be on an indefinite hiatus due to poor health of Aki Hamazi 5 days ago:
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
- Comment on Wait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? 6 days ago:
No, sasquatch is sasquatch because it’s a humanoid enigma, a lone being that’s different from almost everything around it.
Wookies have an entire planet and space faring society.
Sasquatch is an exiled Wookie.
- Comment on it's right there 😖 1 week ago:
Obligatory warning/infodump:
- This is dangerous and will get you in trouble when caught
- Almost all police holsters have basic locks on them; some are just a leather strap with a snap button, some are hard plastic loops with a lever/button to release the pistol
- 1312/ACAB
- Comment on it's right there 😖 1 week ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You could made a religion out of this!
- Comment on YSK: Ranked: Minimum Wages in 50 U.S. States & 35 Countries 1 week ago:
Ignore my deleted comment, I was misinterpreting what you said.
- Comment on Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website. 2 weeks ago:
Bu…if that’s what he gives the poor, what does he take from the rich? 👀
- Comment on At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do? 2 weeks ago:
Imo; fuck them pigs.
- Comment on And the cold in particular. 2 weeks ago:
Then give it to us!
Me, closer to the equator
- Comment on Can pets tell who's petting them without looking? 4 weeks ago:
Not the best answer as I’m no biology major, but from my understanding, they can smell just as well. So they likely know who’s closest to them and figure it out.
- Comment on new trend 4 weeks ago:
I remember reading this article! Short version: they have ‘fad phases’ just like humans! About 10y ago, one got semi famous for putting grass in her ear, which then blew up among the others she lived with. Then sometime this year or last, the fad returned with a new twist: a different orifice!
- Comment on no corn 4 weeks ago:
…why are you like this? 😮💨
- Comment on Reporter suggests Half-Life 3 will be a Steam Machine launch title 1 month ago:
Rumors coming from a guy with a bad history of fake claims.
- Comment on After Black Ops 7's weaker launch, Call of Duty will no longer do back-to-back releases in the same series 1 month ago:
[citation needed]
