If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If my gramma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

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  • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay nobody else is going to link it? I’ll do it m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fgNixllFJg

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And then everyone would ride her

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    • DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That reminds me of a Dutch saying: ‘You have to learn it on an old bicycle’.

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    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was not the order of operations for their grandmother

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Y’know, if it had ham in it, it’s closer to a British carbonara

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your fruit salad?

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So clearly, Lasagna is a fruit cake.

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• Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This, ladies and gentlemen, is a shower thought. Nice one!

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It was low hanging fruit.

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    • httperror418@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You son of a bitch, take my upvote 🫡

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    • WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pizza is a fruit pie

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought about that too but I think the Mozz disqualifies it sadly.

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    • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are some people in the Midwest who like to put a slice of cheddar on top of their pie.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So is cheese cake not a cake?

      And cheese danishes not pastries?

      Pizza is a fruit pie.

      Lasagna is a fruit cake.

      Water is lava.

      Cats are living with dogs.

      Mass hysteria is already here.

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• wieson@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1. Lasagna is the shape of the noodle.
  2. There are varieties without tomato i.e. Lasagna bianca.

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  • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Also properly made lasagna with ragu alla bolognese contains very little tomato. It is a meat ragu, not a tomato sugo.

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• Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lasagna is tomato cake

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  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Keep on going. Eventually you’ll prove that lasagna is a sandwich.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is there such thing as a sandwich cake?

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    • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only if you put it on top of a pizza and below an upside-down pizza.

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its a dagwood multiple layers of toppings, with layers of bread in between

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As it contains cheese!

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A layered tomato cheesecake.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just said the same thing further up. Doubly so for veggie lasagne containing even more fruits like zucchini and peppers.

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• neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fruit pie

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah crust on top. Its a pie.

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    • Dalvoron@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Crust on top is not the distinguishing feature between pies and tarts. Tarts often have top crusts. The only consistent difference is the angle and sturdiness of the sides - tarts have vertical (or nearly), sturdy sides, pies have angled sides that are less sturdy.

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    • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don’t cover it with more sauce and cheese?

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• UNY0N@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pfffh, come on man, vegetables don’t exist, everybody knows that.

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Waiting on the new lasagna-flavored Pop-Tarts to appear any day now…

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mmmm toaster calzones

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  if your lasagna is tart you better toss it

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• rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m not sure if I buy this but a sweet lasagna could be interesting 🤔

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    there are dessert lasgnas, like dessert pizzas

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Layer cake is a dessert lasagna.

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    • rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I will look into dessert lasagna!

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How about “veggie” lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.

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    • rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have made baklava as recently as a year ago, and have heard of savory baklava, so why not?

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• SethranKada@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think we might have very different definitions of tart.

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