If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.
Submitted 1 month ago by FiniteBanjo@feddit.online to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
davidgro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So clearly, Lasagna is a fruit cake.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
And there you go! Lasagna is now officially a tomato cake.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Pizza is a fruit pie
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 month ago
I thought about that too but I think the Mozz disqualifies it sadly.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
So is cheese cake not a cake?
And cheese danishes not pastries?
Pizza is a fruit pie.
Lasagna is a fruit cake.
Water is lava.
Cats are living with dogs.
Mass hysteria is already here.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
There are some people in the Midwest who like to put a slice of cheddar on top of their pie.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a shower thought. Nice one!
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 month ago
It was low hanging fruit.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.
httperror418@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You son of a bitch, take my upvote 🫡
Lydia_K@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lasagna is tomato cake
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Keep on going. Eventually you’ll prove that lasagna is a sandwich.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Is there such thing as a sandwich cake?
Lydia_K@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only if you put it on top of a pizza and below an upside-down pizza.
axexrx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Its a dagwood multiple layers of toppings, with layers of bread in between
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As it contains cheese!
Cort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A layered tomato cheesecake.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Just said the same thing further up. Doubly so for veggie lasagne containing even more fruits like zucchini and peppers.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fruit pie
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Yeah crust on top. Its a pie.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don’t cover it with more sauce and cheese?
Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Crust on top is not the distinguishing feature between pies and tarts. Tarts often have top crusts. The only consistent difference is the angle and sturdiness of the sides - tarts have vertical (or nearly), sturdy sides, pies have angled sides that are less sturdy.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Waiting on the new lasagna-flavored Pop-Tarts to appear any day now…
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mmmm toaster calzones
UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Pfffh, come on man, vegetables don’t exist, everybody knows that.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Plot twist: tomato is a berry
Spoiler
But only botanically speaking. In gastronomy, words have no logically consistent meanings. Anything goes.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 1 month ago
if your lasagna is tart you better toss it
wieson@feddit.org 1 month ago
- Lasagna is the shape of the noodle.
- There are varieties without tomato i.e. Lasagna bianca.
Rothe@piefed.social 1 month ago
Also properly made lasagna with ragu alla bolognese contains very little tomato. It is a meat ragu, not a tomato sugo.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’m not sure if I buy this but a sweet lasagna could be interesting 🤔
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
there are dessert lasgnas, like dessert pizzas
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 1 month ago
I will look into dessert lasagna!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
How about “veggie” lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 1 month ago
I have made baklava as recently as a year ago, and have heard of savory baklava, so why not?
SethranKada@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I think we might have very different definitions of tart.
KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Wouldn’t it be a trifle rather than a tart?
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If my gramma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And then everyone would ride her
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 1 month ago
That was not the order of operations for their grandmother
DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 1 month ago
That reminds me of a Dutch saying: ‘You have to learn it on an old bicycle’.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Y’know, if it had ham in it, it’s closer to a British carbonara
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Okay nobody else is going to link it? I’ll do it m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fgNixllFJg