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If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FiniteBanjo@feddit.online⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If my gramma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And then everyone would ride her

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      • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That was not the order of operations for their grandmother

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      • DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That reminds me of a Dutch saying: ‘You have to learn it on an old bicycle’.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Y’know, if it had ham in it, it’s closer to a British carbonara

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    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay nobody else is going to link it? I’ll do it m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fgNixllFJg

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So clearly, Lasagna is a fruit cake.

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    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Behold. A toast

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      • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yum. Raw salmon toast!

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    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And there you go! Lasagna is now officially a tomato cake.

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pizza is a fruit pie

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought about that too but I think the Mozz disqualifies it sadly.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So is cheese cake not a cake?

        And cheese danishes not pastries?

        Pizza is a fruit pie.

        Lasagna is a fruit cake.

        Water is lava.

        Cats are living with dogs.

        Mass hysteria is already here.

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      • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There are some people in the Midwest who like to put a slice of cheddar on top of their pie.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is a shower thought. Nice one!

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was low hanging fruit.

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      • WindyRebel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.

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      • httperror418@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You son of a bitch, take my upvote 🫡

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  • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lasagna is tomato cake

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    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Keep on going. Eventually you’ll prove that lasagna is a sandwich.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is there such thing as a sandwich cake?

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      • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Only if you put it on top of a pizza and below an upside-down pizza.

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      • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Its a dagwood multiple layers of toppings, with layers of bread in between

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As it contains cheese!

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      • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A layered tomato cheesecake.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just said the same thing further up. Doubly so for veggie lasagne containing even more fruits like zucchini and peppers.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your fruit salad?

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fruit pie

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah crust on top. Its a pie.

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      • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don’t cover it with more sauce and cheese?

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      • Dalvoron@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Crust on top is not the distinguishing feature between pies and tarts. Tarts often have top crusts. The only consistent difference is the angle and sturdiness of the sides - tarts have vertical (or nearly), sturdy sides, pies have angled sides that are less sturdy.

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Waiting on the new lasagna-flavored Pop-Tarts to appear any day now…

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    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mmmm toaster calzones

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  • UNY0N@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pfffh, come on man, vegetables don’t exist, everybody knows that.

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  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plot twist: tomato is a berry

    Spoiler

    But only botanically speaking. In gastronomy, words have no logically consistent meanings. Anything goes.

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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    if your lasagna is tart you better toss it

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    1. Lasagna is the shape of the noodle.
    2. There are varieties without tomato i.e. Lasagna bianca.
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    • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also properly made lasagna with ragu alla bolognese contains very little tomato. It is a meat ragu, not a tomato sugo.

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  • rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not sure if I buy this but a sweet lasagna could be interesting 🤔

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      there are dessert lasgnas, like dessert pizzas

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Layer cake is a dessert lasagna.

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      • rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I will look into dessert lasagna!

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How about “veggie” lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.

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      • rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I have made baklava as recently as a year ago, and have heard of savory baklava, so why not?

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  • SethranKada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think we might have very different definitions of tart.

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  • KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t it be a trifle rather than a tart?

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