If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.
Submitted 2 months ago by FiniteBanjo@feddit.online to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
davidgro@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So clearly, Lasagna is a fruit cake.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
And there you go! Lasagna is now officially a tomato cake.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Pizza is a fruit pie
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
I thought about that too but I think the Mozz disqualifies it sadly.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
So is cheese cake not a cake?
And cheese danishes not pastries?
Pizza is a fruit pie.
Lasagna is a fruit cake.
Water is lava.
Cats are living with dogs.
Mass hysteria is already here.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
There are some people in the Midwest who like to put a slice of cheddar on top of their pie.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a shower thought. Nice one!
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
It was low hanging fruit.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.
httperror418@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You son of a bitch, take my upvote 🫡
Lydia_K@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lasagna is tomato cake
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Keep on going. Eventually you’ll prove that lasagna is a sandwich.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Is there such thing as a sandwich cake?
Lydia_K@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only if you put it on top of a pizza and below an upside-down pizza.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its a dagwood multiple layers of toppings, with layers of bread in between
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As it contains cheese!
Cort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A layered tomato cheesecake.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Just said the same thing further up. Doubly so for veggie lasagne containing even more fruits like zucchini and peppers.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fruit pie
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Yeah crust on top. Its a pie.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don’t cover it with more sauce and cheese?
Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Crust on top is not the distinguishing feature between pies and tarts. Tarts often have top crusts. The only consistent difference is the angle and sturdiness of the sides - tarts have vertical (or nearly), sturdy sides, pies have angled sides that are less sturdy.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Waiting on the new lasagna-flavored Pop-Tarts to appear any day now…
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mmmm toaster calzones
UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Pfffh, come on man, vegetables don’t exist, everybody knows that.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Plot twist: tomato is a berry
Spoiler
But only botanically speaking. In gastronomy, words have no logically consistent meanings. Anything goes.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 2 months ago
if your lasagna is tart you better toss it
wieson@feddit.org 2 months ago
- Lasagna is the shape of the noodle.
- There are varieties without tomato i.e. Lasagna bianca.
Rothe@piefed.social 2 months ago
Also properly made lasagna with ragu alla bolognese contains very little tomato. It is a meat ragu, not a tomato sugo.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 2 months ago
I’m not sure if I buy this but a sweet lasagna could be interesting 🤔
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
there are dessert lasgnas, like dessert pizzas
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 2 months ago
I will look into dessert lasagna!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
How about “veggie” lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 2 months ago
I have made baklava as recently as a year ago, and have heard of savory baklava, so why not?
SethranKada@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I think we might have very different definitions of tart.
KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Wouldn’t it be a trifle rather than a tart?
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If my gramma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And then everyone would ride her
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
That was not the order of operations for their grandmother
DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 2 months ago
That reminds me of a Dutch saying: ‘You have to learn it on an old bicycle’.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Y’know, if it had ham in it, it’s closer to a British carbonara
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Okay nobody else is going to link it? I’ll do it m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fgNixllFJg