Things got real weird during quarantine.
Unquestionably high class
Submitted 2 days ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 days ago
Weird and wonderful
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 day ago
sulgoth@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
The onion nails really sell it.
ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
🤢🤢🤢🤢
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
It sounds good up until “stuffed with Greek salad.”
Might be one of the few recipes where changing a crucial step would lead to a better outcome.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Up to that point, I was looking at the description in disbelief, but burst out laughing when I read “greek salad”. The hand cookie bit was just realistic enough to get it in the uncanny valley (the photo looked like an AI cookie hand, too… Actually, it might still be, I don’t know if that photo was from the lady that made them or added for the meme), but the greek salad put it well into absurd territory. Just imagining people biting into their over the top cookie thing and then making a wtf face at the combination of flavours in their mouth, though it would be even better if the initial surprise and disgust gets replaced by a confused look and then a “well played, not bad” because it works.
Lol I literally just had a greek salad earlier today but didn’t even think to check how it tastes with chocolate chip cookie, so who knows, maybe it is good.
Furbag@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Agreed. Fill it with frosting or whipped cream or something, not Greek salad… wtf.
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I immediately wondered if some other country called something else “Greek salad”… I tried to click the link in the photo to see if it was another name for like Ambrosia Salad or something desserty.
Nope… Just a delicious, oily, salty Greek salad like I know and love from the local Coney.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Wait, you mean a Connecticut-style lobster roll? Which is amazing? Are you messin’ with me?
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
I tried a lobster roll for the first time last year and I’m mostly disappointed. Every single place sold them for around 40 to 50 USD. It was just buttered lobster which is good but for the amount I got, it was definitely not worth, and honestly I’d rather have bread on the side than as a roll
stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
When my wife and son took a trip up yhr Maine coast they had these at every chance available. And the honor system roadside pie stands.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I mean that’s pretty close to what they call a lobster roll in most places.
acme401@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I could literally go next door and get one right now.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
They have food trucks in Iceland that serve lobster tail baguettes. They’re delicious.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Friend, I want a lobdog
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Thanks for mentioning it was a data analyst, I would be confused otherwise.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
If that’s the kind of data her brain wants to analyze I’m all for it
acme401@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m high and I still wouldn’t eat that.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were struggling so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.
Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can’t talk him back, and walks offoff, but he’s walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren’t rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that “Firework” song from that American woman singer.
There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part.
So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn’t sell at a pride fest.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ryan Reynolds… dressed in pink booty shorts … at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.
Well that’s just unrealistic.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
To be fair in my dream, the other brother was the business savvy marketing genius, the Ryan Reynolds brother was an eccentric visionary engineer who made people uncomfortable with his enthusiasm.
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Man I’m always jealous of people tbat get to have goofy dreams like this. Weird stuff that just sounds fun, or sexy dreams, or dreams about flying etc. 98% of the time i don’t remember anything. When I do it’s shit like a plane crashing into my house with my family inside, or holding my dog in my arms as it dies from cancer. Lost track of the number of times I’ve woken up with no clear memory of my dream, just feeling terrified or with a horrible unnamed sense of sadness and loss. I’d much prefer Ryan Reynolds on musical rollerskates.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Based on a true story
Written and directed by Agent641
Starring Ryan Raynolds
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 days ago
You only need to change a few ingredients for it to be nice.
Make it bread dough, and replace the M&Ms with small cubes of cheese.
Then replace the “Greek salad” bit with melted cheese.
yakko@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Then replace the bread with cheese
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Cheese.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Then replace the whole thing with something that isn’t a hand.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Kings foot it is then. The king’s crusty, cheesy foot
Fedizen@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
“It came to me in a dream” is a cursed reason to make something IRL.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Is 28 around the usual age schizophrenia hits?
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Anywhere between like 15 and 45, I think. I dunno because i didn’t look it up and im not a brain doctor guy.
GhostofBartleby@lemmy.world 1 day ago
An example of two things I love eating. On their own.
They don’t need to be married.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
lol wtf
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
Was it palatable?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
real “dream omlette” vibes
penaz@lemmy.sdf.org 23 hours ago
That’s a bit creepy 🤣
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sure, have a pizza before bedtime. Why not?
plyth@feddit.org 1 day ago
Not the real king’s hands without chocolate glazing.
ogeist@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Don’t let dreams be dreams!!!
CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca 1 day ago
Oh my god this is a food item that you can get in the game Small Saga (which I highly recommend to all you leftists/queers/others). I assumed it was real and some sort of well-known weird food but actually it’s real and bad on purpose? What a rollercoaster.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 days ago
From the article in [35]
Shitpostception
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Greek salad is like polar opposite to cookie and m&m. I can’t even imagine how bad of a juxtapositioning it requires to even take it seriously as something to eat
but more importantly how did this survive as a Wikipedia entry!?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 days ago
So it went viral for a week, this entry was added, and here we are talking about it.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 days ago
You can save a lot of time and effort by just reading the description. If you still decide to make it, you’re on your own.