Please tell me this is shopped.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’s clown boy!

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• rekabis@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am sometimes forced to wear size 11 shoes, despite having 9½ feet, because so few manufacturers put out 9½ size shoes in an EEEE (quintuple wide) or oversized EEE (quadruple wide) width.

  At least a size 11 in a W (wide) is comfortable enough for me, and most shoes come in at least a wide.

  I think out of all the shoes I have ever bought, only two styles in 40 years have been wide enough to allow me to wear a 9½. I recently found that second style in a work boot that was being surplussed and no longer being produced, with the marketing that it was wide enough for any foot. Once I confirmed the comfort, I immediately bought three more pairs for a lifetime supply. That brand was Terra. Highly recommend, they’re fucking awesome work boots.

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Clown shoes for the money clown.

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• brandocorp@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size…

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  • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It does.

    I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it’s just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Chat, is this real?”

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yes

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  • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What changed? I don’t see any difference?

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    • LadyButterfly@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s exactly the same picture, the user is pranking you.

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The first picture shows a literal clown, while the second picture shows a Photoshop of two men standing next to each other, with one photoshopped to have a funny clown outfit.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He has to do this so people will think he’s sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.

  The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn’t go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn’t.

  I guarantee that he’s in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  it’s more like this

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  • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are **hung. **

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.

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    • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When you are the richest man in human history he does whatever is needed to prove that he is not worthy of that wealth.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And yet he’s still in a tux

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re big.

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shoes that match his personality

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• bomberesque@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone ask Grok what his show size is

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• muxika@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why do they look like Flint Lockwood’s Spray-on Shoes?

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• Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No don’t do Sora like that.

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• bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.

  Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.

    Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.

      Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.

      I’m also 5’3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.

      The logistics just don’t work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Longish, you say?

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Post that hog

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• uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  CyberShoes?

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• marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  www.trendhunter.com/trends/strange-shoes

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• billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t think it’s a photoshop.

  www.instagram.com/p/DRSg95zAV8T/

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  content not viewable in your region

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  • jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imgur has geoblocked the UK because of the OSA. Just open it in Tor instead.

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• frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐

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• Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The Emperor’s new clothes

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  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think we should spam on social media that Elon is wearing very small shoes, so he increases his shoe size even further

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Someone repaint them as clown shoes, please

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.

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• Cooper8@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  for reference it looks like those are his custome Space X sneakers, which look especially terrible in this lighting.

  Everyone’s shoes are a bit stretched by the wide angle lenses being used, which is why Elon’s feet look freakishly ling and skinny. He does have pretty big feet for his height, or has been doing this oversized shoe gag for a very long time.

  Overall his outfit is trash

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• not_me@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We found him ! Bigfoot

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