adhocfungus

@adhocfungus@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Entering hyperspace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I always get the thought, “This can’t be normal. Guess I’m dying.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about 15 bean soup.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You could say the same about Hannibal Lector, but I wouldn’t eat him. I do eat pork, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that salami or raw ground beef?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Activity Pub: Can I join a PeerTube or Mastodon server using a Lemmy account?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In my opinion this is the biggest shortcoming of the ActivityHub ecosystem. That’s not to say it should have been solved by now, since I don’t know how to decentralize authentication safely. And after using it for a while I’m not sure I want a single account.

  But it is a challenge facing newcomers and those trying to recruit them. This group of services is already tough to explain sometimes, and telling them it all interconnects just muddies the waters when you have to explain that it’s not the way they expect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These pesky airbags⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  WHIPLASH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always so loud 😒⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I gained it after having a kid. I don’t understand it, so I’d like to see a study as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My love for you… is like a truck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I immediately heard the old Guts theme in my head when I saw the right side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to say Feynman for the same reason. Outside his classes it sounds like the guy was a lot of fun to be around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to dry your filament kids⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the one on the left the dried one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can imagine those words coming out of that jar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What MLK fought for⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We at that combination Popeyes and Starbucks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So she was swimming for roughly 18 hours? I’m impressed and terrified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Laxative Effect⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who worked at a gas station for many years, I definitely don’t miss this. For some reason the Women’s room was always consistently bad (I assume because they all hovered) while the Men’s room was relatively easy to clean.

  But every week or so there was something like the image in the Men’s room that made me regret being born. I’m sure there’s a lesson in there about outliers messing up the average or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS happens way too often⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Outlook does too. Basically the only thing Microsoft has gotten right because it has saved me 100% of the times I forgot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman says faecal transplant saved her and could help many more like her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The science seems to indicate this has the potential to fix a lot of illnesses, but I am beyond skeptical of anyone claiming that it can cure mental illness. Especially something as complex as bipolar disorder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I swear if that fly gets in my fucking ear again I'm burning the building down with both of us in it"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Happened to my sister when we were kids. She got a junebug in her ear and it went so deep you couldn’t see it. We filled her ear with peroxide, which seemed to kill it, but she still couldn’t hear.

  The nurse said she was making it up and just had too much earwax. We did peroxide rinses every day until it fell out a week later. Probably not very safe to have a bug rotting inside you, but we already owed a couple hundred for the nurse to dismiss us so we definitely weren’t going back to the hospital.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😭😭😭😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think most time machines are functionally teleporters as well, since they appear when and where you want. Being able to teleport into the oval office (and then back out) removes almost every barrier preventing them from doing something “which they could do right now”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually I see something completely different⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are a lot of us, at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Use pin pad to complete transaction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually I see something completely different⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That means you are no-brained. I can tell because I see the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You should do it more, not less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you masturbating at all? I can imagine being so horny that a porn subscription seems tempting, but masturbating would clear that up. It seems like you’ve skipped several levels and gone straight to the most expensive masturbation enhancement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved? Poll inside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to start doing this now. Total power move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am looking to broaden my youtube channels that I follow. What female channel are you following?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mary’s Test Kitchen I’m not vegan, but I like the scientific approach she takes to testing recipes.

  3x3 Custom Woodworking channel

  The Octopus Lady fun deep dives into weird ocean critters.

  antiheroines humerous but vulnerable reviews of lesser known horror/thriller movies.

  This question made me realize that just over half of my subs are woman-run channels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big catch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I caught a fish that fit exactly in the weird bricks on the sidewalk I’d brag about it too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how I always imagine it when I read it too. Joel from Marvelous Ms Maisel says it almost exactly the same which just reinforced it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’ve got mine in my phone as “Don’t answer”, but she changes numbers a lot and borrows phones so I still fall for it sometimes if I’m expecting an important call and have to answer unknown numbers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All hail the immortal cleanse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵I can clean impurity Wash away with kerosene🎵 Kerosene by Crystal Castles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If government hackers can infiltrate big companies, why not hack normal people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also your data is meant to be private and accessed by a single person. Basically a big wall around your stuff with a single door.

  Corporate data, by design, needs to be accessed by many people inside and outside the company. So they are adding another door for each person, department, or API that needs access. Even if the wall is higher and stronger, it’s still full of doors to try.