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Submitted ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Corn on the nub.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never been more sad that the singular and plural for corn is the same.

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  • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eh, as somebody who used to garden, sometimes the crop fails due to any number of factors outside your control. That’s why you have a diverse range of crops so that you have something at the end of the harvest season.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It looks like it’s going to crawl up your nose and into your brain.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What is this, corn for ants?

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shrimps is bugs corn

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  • aarch0x40@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude, NSFW!  My boss nearly caught me looking at this raw hard corn!

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is cornography banned from your workplace?

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        As long as it doesn’t involve a corn hole

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  • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thought this was a biblically accurate lorikeet from the thumbnail

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Gentlemen, BEHOLD–”

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  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What a mighty harvest!

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  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This what happens when you dedicate your crop to Nurgle.

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  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Any professional corn farmers in the crowd? My unprofessional opinion: it didn’t get pollinated enough.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i’m not, but grampgramp had a farm. i can tell you with 97% certainty that that is not a cow

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      • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Man, there’s nothing like the humble wisdom of an old farmhand to ground a person

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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought was a shrimp saying “heeeey” .

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      It was saying “RRRREEE UUUUUUU RREEEEAAADDDYY???”

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hi, is this corn still available before Thanksgiving?

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s huge!

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    corn smut.

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