Catoblepas

@Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin bee eczema 🤢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kurzgesagt – AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds better than the fucking singing purple llama I get all the time ruining a song from Dirty Dancing by changing the ‘I’ to ‘AI’.

  ‘AI had the time of my life’ doesn’t even make sense!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punch Time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Translation is as much of an art as writing is.

  Business Idiots: let’s destroy translation jobs with LLMs while preserving none of the skill or context needed! 🤑

• Generations of Bearded Vultures Stashed Humans’ Treasures, Including a 650-Year-Old Sandal, in These Bird Nestswww.smithsonianmag.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ohio never sleeps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely, Ohio is no myth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you spin me right round baby right round...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I really like their highlight functions. But it makes me fucking batty that you can’t do it on mobile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, they have absolutely no idea about nuclear war and apparently no clear sense that we might be some other species, despite not quite having the strokably hairy torsos they enjoy.

  Speak for yourself, my torso hair is luxurious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. gov't mulls tariffing devices based on the number of chips used and their estimated value — policy would impact nearly every type of electronic device⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This nightmare determination and implementation of tariff policies is why I bought the best phone I could afford last year. This shit is gonna have to last at least 6 years for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Million-year-old skull ‘rewrites human evolution’: Yunxian 2, found in China in 1990, indicates Homo sapiens may have emerged 400,000 years earlier⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The skull suggests Homo sapiens may have diverged from our ancient ancestors 400,000 years earlier than previously thought, and in Asia not Africa, the study, published on Friday, said.

  I’m highly skeptical. If that’s the case why does Africa have the most current genetic diversity of anywhere in the world? We evolved in Asia and sprinted to Africa to genetically diversify, and also for some reason the humans left behind in Asia had a bottleneck? Why are our closest nonhuman relatives in Africa if we didn’t evolve there? Why does so much of the evidence fit Africa if it’s not Africa?

  I find it more likely this was a member of an early population wave out of Africa that failed for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The absolute WORST⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I put the pill in my mouth with a huge swig of water and it still somehow manages to adhere to the back of my throat. Sometimes I have to actually eat something to get it down. No idea why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bagelius almost sounds like a real Roman name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That should technically work as well, since sugar also draws water out. It’s also a common tip in those recipes that use quick ‘caramelized’ onions, since it also browns faster than real caramelized onions. If you’re wanting to lower your sugar intake and aren’t worried about upping your salt (no high blood pressure, kidney problems, etc) then salt probably works better for drawing out moisture and getting cooked onions. But if you’re wanting the caramelized onion taste the trade off will be longer saute time to actually caramelize the sugars in the onion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having spent time in retail, yesing her to death is a legit strategy. You don’t have to agree with her for real, it’s like dealing with a toddler pitching a fit. They are primed for screaming and confrontation and don’t really know how to deal with someone who refuses to ‘play their part’ in the drama. Takes the wind out of their sails and leaves them confused, which is the perfect time to escape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOdodo DODO DOdodo DODO Dodododo DODO DODOOOOO🎶🎵🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re essentially Godzilla squab, if they didn’t taste great deep fried I’d be shocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🦀🦀🦀

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not eat them! 😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably like to eat baby birds, too. They’re a lot more vicious than people give them credit for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ripperonis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The funniest part is the ‘dead’ ants just accept it and stand in the ant graveyard they’re hauled off to until the smell wears off. What else are they gonna do? They’re dead!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was it any cheaper than a regular one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked at a store that had a microwave that didn’t have a turntable. It wasn’t even the oldest piece of electronic equipment in the place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla is recalling Powerwall 2 batteries over fire risk | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The company has yet to issue a recall notice outside of Australia

  Oh, cool. Good to know these only catch fire in Australia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Got This Right, Right?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it should be about the factors that led to a person murdering another person and not the bystander reactions to a notable event that happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about 15 bean soup.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried Beano, or a similar pill with alpha-galactosidase as the active ingredient? Taking half a dose before a meal and the other halfway through can help a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Prehistoric Planet documentary series does it with sauropods, it’s pretty sick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exactly Six Months Ago, the CEO of Anthropic Said That in Six Months AI Would Be Writing 90 Percent of Code⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, I’d take anyone that isn’t a queerphobe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exactly Six Months Ago, the CEO of Anthropic Said That in Six Months AI Would Be Writing 90 Percent of Code⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  developers who use AI to spew out code end up creating ten times the number of security vulnerabilities than those who write code the old fashioned way.

  I’m going to become whatever the gay version of Amish is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exactly Six Months Ago, the CEO of Anthropic Said That in Six Months AI Would Be Writing 90 Percent of Code⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On Mars by the end of this year! I mean, next year!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People with PTSD exist and are on the same internet as you. People browse the internet in public where they don’t want to be flashing around images of dead people.

  Behave like MAGA if you want, I just won’t be the one seeing it.