Post butt pic
looks at butt
“Hey don’t look at my butt”
Then why did you post it?
I said, LOOK at it!
Submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2ec0733c-07b7-4880-b537-575b69f6e6f1.jpeg
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 days ago
I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”
Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
let me tongue punch that fart box
i see youre a fellow arborist, what’s your favorite thing about [tree in pic]
Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine… honestly “nice ass” is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ass in spandex pics are the female equivalent of dick pics - low effort hornbait.
Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
😄
People are so persnickety about what they want you to say.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Did she come out of the screen to tell you not to look at her butt?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
He’s not an ambiturner, this is clearly photoshopped
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 days ago
This nobody has a lot of opinions 👴
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Also pictured: your life after dating her
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Also, cats.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 days ago
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Thanks buddy.
Belly rubs
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Nobody nothing?
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Not nobody!
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Isn’t this the Hawkeye pose in comics?
(Hawkeye pose = the butt+boobs twist commonly used on covers that looks ridiculous when Hawkeye is drawn in the same pose, and he is, unofficially, at least).
doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Someone post more steel ass please
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I don’t get it, maybe cause I don’t have Instagram. What’s this meant to represent, since I assume it’s not about trucks doing impossible u-turns
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Girls on instagram all pose butt first for no reason other than clout bait.
ikidd@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So what’s with the Nobody: modifier? Doesn’t that mean it isn’t happening that way?
I’m so confused.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
not all girls (!)
also some boys too
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
You made this comment just to humble brag that you don’t use Instagram, didn’t you
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I had to read the comments to get this.
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
nobodydudes on Instagram: hand in pants while pointing gun at screenrizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Who’s going to turn this into the meme of the guy looking back and the angry girl?
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
The jillknife pose.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 days ago
She got a booty like a long haul truck, but I can send you down Interstate 95!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
A booty like a long haul truck…so, rectangular and for hire?
Zidane@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Image
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Useless nobody + Micky7 ass post
mika_mika@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You give me hope for society with this crop. Thank you.