That’s a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfish
Just an FYI
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What kind of sick freak
Pronounces the word “chocolate”
With a hard “O” sound?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
O beautiful Cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
Screamium@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Haikus love nature. But I’m a man of culture. Show me that butthole.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bend over he said I was a beautiful femboy show me your boy hole
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Creative, very cool.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I’m sure you understand.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s blood in your stool, You need a proctoscopy; Show me that butthole.
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Show me that butthole Don’t make me ask you again Show me that butthole
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
no one knows
where the light comes from . . .
show me that buttholedavidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
“Show me your butthole.”crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 weeks ago
I would like to join In all these shenanigans Show ME that butthole
FloMo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This post really is A gift that keeps on giving Show me that butthole
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bushy or corny Your dumper makes me horny Show me that butthole
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to
Alien spaceshipit seems better.davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But mode than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole
Wow haikus are easy
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My name is Jason
I’m not supposed to be here
Come see my bud hole**bud hole - a place where my buddies hang out
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Haikus are overrated Bit anticlimactic too Show me thy butthole
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
haiku aren’t that hard
It’s five, then seven, then five.
You’ll get used to it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Gurl that is a bootyhole” is seven
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
And in the pale light I found such an endless love Show me that bunghole
genuineparts@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Came for Haikus with “Show me that Butthole.”. Left appointed.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Show me that butthole Wait, what the hell is that dude Dude, call a doctor
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I stand in shadow the moonlight draped around me Show me that butthole
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Put three spaces at the end of a line to make Lemmy retain the line break afterwards.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it
zout@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
If cripples can see,
And the blind can walk again,
Show me that butthole.
tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Show me that butthole
Please please please please please please please
Show me that butthole
BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Huge if true
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
“Show me that butthole.”Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s also one of those sentences that changes meaning depending on which word you accentuate.
Clmarcho@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just an FYI
You obviously have to
Show me that butt hole
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You some he ashamed of yourself for posting that.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Did they delete their whole account? Lol. What in God’s name did they say?
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Five syllables is Just enough for me to say Show me that butthole