Sigh…
*unzips
Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Literally my first thought.
Well, not my FIRST thought, but you get it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t leave us hanging!
What was your first thought?
Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
By the looks of the pumpkin you’re a bit late to that party…
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know you want to do it. No shame in that
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That looks whorable
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
dingus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Great detail on having the hole finally the way through to really highlight it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I should call her.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She would be thrilled to hear from you
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work
Metostopholes@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Pumpussy?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not bad, not bad
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kinpussy for us southern folk.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
That’s… apt? Appropriate?
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 weeks ago
this is where you put your Halloweeny.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I should call her.
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
NSFW 🥵
Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Looks like a few have already taken that pumpkin for a spin…
zd9@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
AI slop
Chozo@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Carving time
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Can you ask the pumpkin, if a dp would be okay?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I asked and she’d like to try it
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you a trans woman?
Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!
Pandantic@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Why is this the first post i see when i opened lemmy after several day?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Because you’re in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.
Wake up gegil, your family misses you.
WAKE UP
WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
Klear@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t see you complaining about that.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Because it’s what you needed.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I don’t think so, i’m more into boys.