Sigh…
*unzips
Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween
Submitted 3 days ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Literally my first thought.
Well, not my FIRST thought, but you get it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Don’t leave us hanging!
What was your first thought?
Anissem@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
By the looks of the pumpkin you’re a bit late to that party…
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You know you want to do it. No shame in that
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That looks whorable
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
dingus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Great detail on having the hole finally the way through to really highlight it.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 days ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I should call her.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 days ago
She would be thrilled to hear from you
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You’re right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 2 days ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work
Metostopholes@midwest.social 2 days ago
Pumpussy?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Not bad, not bad
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Kinpussy for us southern folk.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 days ago
That’s… apt? Appropriate?
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 days ago
this is where you put your Halloweeny.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 day ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I should call her.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 days ago
NSFW 🥵
Anissem@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Looks like a few have already taken that pumpkin for a spin…
zd9@lemmy.world 2 days ago
AI slop
Chozo@fedia.io 2 days ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Carving time
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Are you a trans woman?
Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 days ago
Can you ask the pumpkin, if a dp would be okay?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I asked and she’d like to try it
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Pandantic@midwest.social 2 days ago
And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 days ago
I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Why is this the first post i see when i opened lemmy after several day?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Because you’re in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.
Wake up gegil, your family misses you.
WAKE UP
WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
Klear@quokk.au 2 days ago
Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I don’t see you complaining about that.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Because it’s what you needed.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I don’t think so, i’m more into boys.