Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween
Submitted 6 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 6 months ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are you a trans woman?
Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Pandantic@midwest.social 6 months ago
And at the stroke of midnight on Halloween, Skankarella turned back into a pumpkin…
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 6 months ago
I see a “stalk” as well so looks like it’s a hermaphrodite pumpkin lol.
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
dingus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Great detail on having the hole finally the way through to really highlight it.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 months ago
Can you ask the pumpkin, if a dp would be okay?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I asked and she’d like to try it
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
NSFW 🥵
anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Looks like a few have already taken that pumpkin for a spin…
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I should call her.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 months ago
She would be thrilled to hear from you
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You’re right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I should call her.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 months ago
this is where you put your Halloweeny.
PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That looks whorable
zd9@lemmy.world 6 months ago
AI slop
Chozo@fedia.io 6 months ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Carving time
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work
Metostopholes@midwest.social 6 months ago
Pumpussy?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not bad, not bad
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Kinpussy for us southern folk.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 months ago
That’s… apt? Appropriate?
gegil@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Why is this the first post i see when i opened lemmy after several day?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Because you’re in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.
Wake up gegil, your family misses you.
WAKE UP
WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
Klear@quokk.au 6 months ago
Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t see you complaining about that.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Sigh…
*unzips
Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You know you want to do it. No shame in that
Anissem@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
By the looks of the pumpkin you’re a bit late to that party…
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Literally my first thought.
Well, not my FIRST thought, but you get it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Don’t leave us hanging!
What was your first thought?
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 6 months ago
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.