Spray WD-40 up your urethra at night when your in-laws are visiting.
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Submitted 1 month ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
NSFW: streamable.com/nosu99
Can videos be embedded?
Imageasdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
That’s… actually kind of badass xD
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 month ago
holy shit?!
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I am now cursed with the knowledge that this is possible. TIHI
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gotta say, seeing a flaming dick fart wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but then again it’s a wild fucking year so I shouldn’t be surprised
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HE WENT BACK FOR SECONDS?!?!??
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
what the fuck how do you even FIND that this is possible??
MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thank you.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve kidney stones.
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
OK, having intense scrotum pain. Instructions unclear. How do I pee the WD40 out?
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Notice everyone, this isn’t for any taps/faucets you might want to drink from.
We do not recommend this technique for RO or filtered water faucets as it could contaminate your drinking water.
So idk who it’s even for lol
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
just clicks I assume
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I always wondered what’s the point of these ads. Is it to segment gullible people?
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
They’re excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I’d like to see this answered.
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 month ago
We’ve come a long way from the era of the " one weird trick”, haven’t we?
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Most of us are used to no ads from the adblocker. These are still plentiful.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
last week my professor tried to show us a YouTube video of psychology and got an unskippable 15 sec ad of a (borderline) hentai game 😭
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Here you go
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s such an ad read. Wd40 isn’t going to dissolve mineral buildup.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The article doesn’t say it dissolves mineral buildup. It penetrates the buildup to separate it from the surface it’s stuck to.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yep. Plumbing guy at Lowe’s gave me much the same tip to break up a clogged valve thing, forget what it’s called.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 month ago
Makes the water go faster, duh.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Guys always say my water smells great but I’ll never tell my secret ☺️
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
It displaces water though so isn’t there a risk you could move the source?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Why?
Fucking why?!
What’s gonna come out of the faucet at night while I’m alone if I don’t?! 😱
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The WD is Water Dispersant. Maybe someone’s under the impression water can “clump up” overnight.
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Water does clump up overnight in some places, but you’d need to set the WD-40 on fire for it to make a difference.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It can if it’s cold enough.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It’s more what’s going to have a hard time coming out of the faucet and that the wd40 will help it come out.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Slop machine said that construction means clicks.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You should be asking who
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
Nothing. That’s why you need to lubricate them.
primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
Nothing–that’s why you need to lubricate.